Topic: Should we ban all Americans from this board?

Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 5 years ago #99,773

I can hardly understand anything they say, they're language is too complicated. https://minichan.org/topic/99772 for example, I didn't understand a word of this

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Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Yes	10	77%
No	3	23%

Blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,125,499

It's not the Americans fault you're too thick to know what a fucking cobbler is LOL

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,501

@OP

> I can hardly understand anything they say, they're language is too complicated. https://http://minichan.org/topic/99772 for example, I didn't understand a word of this

You've bollocksed up the link lad.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,512

I'm not sure banning them is the answer but they should ask for permission before posting

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,526

@1,125,499 (Blom)
I can't understand a word you're saying.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,528

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
What? Speak American.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,530

Perhaps we should start introducing British slang into our posts, so as to confuse them? ? Like so:

@1,125,512 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Oi, Svet, lad. You are a proper tosser.

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16btich !/nxYguuEzA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,536

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Bollocks, you must be takin' the piss!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,537

@previous (16btich !/nxYguuEzA)
Bugger off, you nonce.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,541

But Green Jeans, Im American!

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,542

What are the American equivalents of the following common British exclamations:

Ruddy Nora!
Gordon Bennett!
Heavens to Betsy!
Give over!
Is it 'eckers like!
Oh my giddy aunt!
Jog on, bellend!

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,543

You're wimbly fours, lad. I reckon you're having a proper, full-on bubble.

Blom replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,545

@1,125,542 (C)

"For God's sake!"
"[Sarcastic] Greeaaattt"
"Well I never!"
"Who are you trying to fool?"
"That's not the case"
"Oh my God! [surprise]"
"Get lost, dickhead!"

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,546

@1,125,543 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Are you having a Michael Ball, m8?

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,632

SUCK IT GREEN..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 11 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,777

@1,125,543 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Wimbly fours!

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,797

Even if all other USAmerican users were b&, I feel confident at least ninjj and I would still be around.

jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,830

@previous (L)
what does this mean

Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,833

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

I don't think tteh would ban us, unless we did something really fucked up. That isn't really in our respective charcter, tho.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,834

We really should ban all non-americans tbh.

Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,839

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I like tteh, Green, and, KL. Dreamworks is okay too, I guess, but I won't complain if he doesn't make it.

dw joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,842

@previous (L)
Me either tbh

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,900

Also, I have realised that just banning Americans isn't enough. We also need to ban all Brits who aren't from the West Country.

Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,905

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Why stop there? Why not realize Minichan's full potential, and ban everybody but Fake Anon?

Gaz from Lewisham replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,911

Everyone should be sent packing except for pure blooded Englishmen and a few Czech hookers.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,920

Yes

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,924

@1,125,900 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Actually, no, a West Country-only board is still too broad. Cornwall only! All others banned!

@1,125,905 (L)
Too nerdy! Can't be done!

Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,942

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Imagine how much fun it will be to just lurk, and watch Fake Anon argue with himself about neovaginæ.
I can not imagine a better outcome for the chan. Becky also supports the idea.