Topic: The Groin Lantern
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 5 years ago #99,732
Like Green Lantern, but the ring is on his COCK.
"In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might. Beware my power--Groin Lantern's light!" he says as he pops a boner and affixes the cock ring
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