Topic: Masturbating is such a fucking hassle. This was how it went.

!ocurburUbk started this discussion 15 years ago #9,969

UGH. Unsuccessful mission.
*browse through porn*
-no, her boobs are too fake. skip
-ugh wtf why is she talking to the camera man. skip
-skip skip skip the blowjobs- oh wait, the video is over now.
-eww that guy has tattoos and long hair. skip
-she has the biggest b00bs ever, why is this idiot not doing anything with them? skip
- nooo i prefer beds why are you all fucking on a desk? skip
- wtf why is this bitch moaning so loud? skip
- dirty talking is not hot. skip
- oh look. More blowjobs. skip
- 2 girls and 1 guy, -girl makes out with girl- skip
- fuuuuuuuuuuuuu this girl has too much make up on. skip
- ewwwwww hairy vaginas. skip
- since when did MILF mean fucking senior citizens? skip
- guy is out of woman's league. skip
- too much anal and blowjobs. skip
-creampie...spitting.....eww.....skip
-POV is actually awkward. skip
> skipskipskip

I'm going to design female friendly pornography.
;_;

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #177,884

Remind me again why I went ITT again?

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,887

@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Share your stories of how you look for pornography videos.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,888

Wellâ€¦ okay then~

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,890

All you need to remember is this one keyword: "amateur". Search for amateur porn and all the above problems you just mentioned disappear.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,891

@previous (D)
I think I came across of that and the guy had a stretched ear so I skipped.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,892

Sounds like you could benefit from an imagination.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,893

@previous (E)
I have no one to fantasize about.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,894

@177,891 (!ocurburUbk)
a) Then search for another amateur video.
b) Good luck finding good porn, let alone a good sex partner in real life, if you're so picky that you get worked up over one weird ear. You're not perfect.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,895

@177,893 (!ocurburUbk)
This board has how many pictures of hamfist?

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,896

@177,894 (D)
Nah, I gave up.
Stretched ears are gross. wtf. >.>
@previous (F)
Seriously, does anyone fap to pictures anymore? :S

Lynx !MzaGkAocns joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,899

This is how my session usually goes

1. Be on 4chan
2. Oh look tits and or ass
3. Fap
4.????
5. Profit!

I guess im just not uber picky

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,900

@177,895 (F)
lol!

Lynx !MzaGkAocns replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,901

@177,896 (!ocurburUbk)

> Seriously, does anyone fap to pictures anymore? :S

Yes, this is why /s/ is still alive and over 3/4 of motherless is pictures

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,902

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,905

you should try fapping to furries

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,910

@177,901 (Lynx !MzaGkAocns)
LYNX!
@previous (G)
LOLNO!!!

Lynx !MzaGkAocns replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,911

@previous (!ocurburUbk)

Hai

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,999

> doesn't like porn

> can't masturbate without porn

What happened to your brain, child?

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,001

@previous (J)
I like porn, just very picky. O.O

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,010

PROTIP: lesbian strap-on porn

Lynx !MzaGkAocns replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,067

@178,001 (!ocurburUbk)

> I like porn, just very picky. O.O

well its a good thing then that there is almost an infinite amount of porn

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,074

Lol @OP has never been laid lol.

TrollBuster3000 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,091

Expected carebear

Then thought its probably hamfist

Got carebear

If I fap to this is it sexual schaudenfreud however you spell it

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,100

@178,067 (Lynx !MzaGkAocns)
Infinite titty theory is truly a wonderful thing~

Lynx !MzaGkAocns replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,102

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)

I know right

even if you dedicated your whole life to seeing every pair of tits you still couldnt do it

Its things like these that restore my hope in the world

mewoth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,126

lrn2homemadeamateur

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,130

@previous (mewoth)
Quality is usually terrible and set at an awkward angle.

I'll get a boyfriend soon.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,135

@178,126 (mewoth)

> lrn2writtenerotica
There, fixed that for you, son.

mewoth replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,142

@178,130 (!ocurburUbk)
motherless

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
lol'd. i've tried quite a few times, but it's hard for me as i lack imagination.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,146

@previous (mewoth)
Ugh, sorry for you bud. =_=

There are exercises to remedy that; your trips might become more interesting that way too.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,161

I use the wonderful powers of pure imagination. Helped along with litero

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,204

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I do that as well, helped along with occasional tickling videos.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,210

1. Open fur folder
2. Select a 'favorites folder'
3. ????
5. Profit.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,218

@previous (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
Ha, I appreciate your furry artwork collection.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,221

You crack me up, Carebear.
<3

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,236

@178,218 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Awesome

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #178,242

@178,221 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
lol.

Minichan