Topic: Coffee drinkers: is this normal.

grey !C.MxxuCiTo started this discussion 15 years ago #9,965

For the first time the other day I drank coffee. Two cups, mostly plain coffe with some milk.

Result:
Pissed like a firehose.
Got horny as fuck.
Shat blood.

Is this what coffee is supposed to do?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #177,852

Yup. You get used to it.

You also get used to the extra 'e' at the end.

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hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,854

@previous (B)
8/10

grey !C.MxxuCiTo (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,856

@177,852 (B)

> You also get used to the extra 'e' at the end.
oh lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,858

rofl at you 6 inch cock

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,860

Um, I don't think the shitting blood part is normal, actually.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,861

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
It's not...

Having to go number 2 is part of the deal usually, but it shouldn't be very different from normal poops. If you're like shitting blood you need to not drink it then.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,862

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Or have less anal.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,863

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
lol

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,864

Yeah. Your body is getting used to coffee.

> Pissed like a firehose.
Caffeine makes you need to take a piss more often.
> Got horny as fuck.
Because caffeine is a stimulant, that happens.
> Shat blood.
Your stomach is handling the feeling of coffee for the first time (like I said).

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #177,883

@177,860 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Lolthis.

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #177,886

> shat blood
hemorrhoids?

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