Topic: Boy, I sure wish I could live it up like Bert does...

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,607

No work, free housing, no chores, weekly allowance, be drunk all day everyday, spending my stimulus check on scratch off tickets.

Just prancing around free and wild, not a care in the world.

Well, time to get back to work. Later people.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,123,996

lol

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,998

@OP

> spending my stimulus check on scratch off tickets.

You won't be laughing when one of those scratchers bags him half a million.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,004

@previous (C)
He'd blow it all in six months. Then I'd laugh.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,005

@previous (D)
*two weeks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,006

@1,123,998 (C)
I'm laughing now cause it'll never happen.

Minichan