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Topic: FATHER MERRIN!!!!!!!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,576

My friend lives in the same Polish town as you! He is dying right now! He had fallen away from Mother Church, but has now repented! He needs Extreme Unction immediately!!!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,123,708

@OP

> My friend lives in the same Polish town as you! He is dying right now! He had fallen away from Mother Church, but has now repented! He needs Extreme Unction immediately!!!

Vary your shtick, Matthew. We've been over this one before...

http://minichan.org/topic/93400

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,710

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
How could you refuse??

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,711

@previous (A)
I'm not refusing. I'm saying you've done this shtick before.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,712

@1,123,710 (A)
You should have better things to do than write drivel like this at your age.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,713

@1,123,711 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Will you go to him or not, Father?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,715

@previous (A)

> Will you go to him or not, Father?

Matthew, sort your life out.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 20 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,716

@1,123,713 (A)
It's 10:25 PM on a Sunday.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,721

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,746
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
They are not accepted by the Vatican.


Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,748
@previous (A)

> They are not accepted by the Vatican.

You're claiming the central Roman Catholic church of the Archdiocese of Cincinnati is not accepted by the Vatican? You seem confused my child. I'll ask again, would you like me to call them for you?


Yeah this part in the previous "extreme unction" thread confused me. How could they be "not accepted by the Vatican"? All Roman Catholic churches are. If they aren't accepted by the Vatican they are, by definition, not Roman Catholic.

Isn't that the entire point of organized religion that you can obtain the same religious services everywhere? Like if you're a Catholic from Louisiana you go to Mass in New York and get the same service? It's like saying you can't get a Frappucino at the Starbucks down the street because they are "not accepted by Starbucks". What does that even mean? All Starbucks are the same. Some are slightly smaller or larger but they all have the same coffee and run the same business. That's the entire point.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,722

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> Like if you're a Catholic from Louisiana you go to Mass in New York and get the same service?

If you're a Catholic from Louisiana, and you go to Mass in New York, do you get the same service?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,723

@previous (C)
Yes. Even the same bible readings and shit.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,725

@1,123,721 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,746
> (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> They are not accepted by the Vatican.
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> Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,057,748
> @previous (A)
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> > They are not accepted by the Vatican.
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> You're claiming the central Roman Catholic church of the Archdiocese of Cincinnati is not accepted by the Vatican? You seem confused my child. I'll ask again, would you like me to call them for you?
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>
> Yeah this part in the previous "extreme unction" thread confused me. How could they be "not accepted by the Vatican"? All Roman Catholic churches are. If they aren't accepted by the Vatican they are, by definition, not Roman Catholic.
>
> Isn't that the entire point of organized religion that you can obtain the same religious services everywhere? Like if you're a Catholic from Louisiana you go to Mass in New York and get the same service? It's like saying you can't get a Frappucino at the Starbucks down the street because they are "not accepted by Starbucks". What does that even mean? All Starbucks are the same. Some are slightly smaller or larger but they all have the same coffee and run the same business. That's the entire point.

Matthew rarely thinks through his shticks.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,726

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I would have expected better from a Master of Arts ?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,731

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> I would have expected better from a Master of Shtick


ftfy

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,733

What sort of disgusting, sinful priest refuses Extreme Unction to a dying repentant? Disgusting. Just disgusting. He should be defrocked.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,735

@previous (F)
Why so anon, Matt?
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