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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,123,363
Was expecting booty. Am disappoint.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,364
Get better work stories. Thanks
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 0 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,365
i have a customer who is a total quad. he has no limbs and idk where they are but he's a good guy. he needs his pot ground up for him because he has no hands. he uses one of those spring loaded one hitter cases. he's a champ in the mind and on his chair though. he can do it all
it's funny when he mentions hands
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,371
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Does he ever ask you to give him a hand when requesting help?
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,377
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
haha maybe. he said something about washing his hands this week re: covid and then looked at his stump and claw and shrugged
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,382
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
lol
A neighbor got a sign with the precautions people need to take against covid. You know the type, large government sign that you'd see in a shop window (the covid equivalent of a "hard hats mandatory" sign on a construction site). She put it outside her door cause she hates that people are hanging out outside, even though everyone is appropriately distanced and all. Thing is, she's definitely selling heroin and there's no way she's practicing social distancing with her customers.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,123,445
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,123,461
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,123,770
She owna river?
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,124,044
@previous (F)
no but there's a river going through where she stays at
today two different old guys got upset that they couldn't get 8 oz of pt with their dumb medical receipts
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,455
my car won't start so im walking home
my Boss offered me a ride. he's nice and we work together on Wednesdays
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,466
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
What car do you drive?
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,511
@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
The Buzzard drives an older Ford Festiva.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,514
@1,124,466 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
it's a 2006 mini cooper and I don't care for it aside from the sound system and. it usually doesn't give me problems and handles well and has a good turn radius. it's kinda zippy. it's just. meh
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,515
also today a woman gave me a hand made face mask it's cute and fits perfect how nice is that
then an old guy talked my ear off about. Trump and virus and cold hard cash in his wallet. it may have been syntax
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,516
@1,124,514 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
The mini cooper is The vehicle of choice for homosexuals.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,517
@previous (E)
it seems like mostly retirees. it's an old person car
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,522
@1,124,514 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Mini is a really popular car here.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,574
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,092
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
im washing it I'll take a pic when it's clean
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,093
my new coworker is in like an obviously abusive relationship with her controlling fiancé and he like won't let her do shit and is really suspicious and scary and doesn't have a job and he also spends all his money on like cam girls and she has a kid and it's not even his and I bet his going to kidnap it. something's gonna happen to that kid s2g
(Edited 9 seconds later.)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,096
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
How can someone be deviant enough to spend money on cam girls when they have a partner?
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,101
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
right! he sounds like a real schmuck but he "buys her flowers" and says he's sorry etc
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,480
hmm today I bought some pot from the new ish guy and he was like 'these two nugs look so different' and I was like 'yeah' but didn't really pay attention and when I went to Smoke my Pot they were definitely. 2 different pots mixed in. idk why there were two pots in 1 jar but it's bad and I don't like it. bad biz
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,491
He doesn't have to be. Just look at your nugs, you should be able to spot differences between strains.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,007
@1,130,522 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
well at this point. i don't have to read the labels of like most of our jars to know what I'm looking at these days
can tell them apart by smell. im just usually good at describing and categorizing things with multiple senses so this is right up my Alley
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,008
also there is talk of looters on our small stretch of road tonight. the owners are nervous
I want to Patrol
I haven't done that since rat patrol......
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,009
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
The looters are just grieving for Floyd.
You can't falter them if they steal everything and destroy the store.
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,019
@1,131,008 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
You have your gun? Be warned, if you attempt to stop anything, everyone will likely call you a racist and you'll lose your job
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,027
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You just got that gun. Best idea is to leave it at home. Have you ever even hurt someone with a stick or club?
If you arent really ready to bust someone up good having a weapon can go badly for you if you ran into someone who'd just as soon dust you as look at you.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,030
@1,131,019 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol no these aren't protests/protesters here that were worried about
@1,131,019 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
pft I'm not doing that it'd be dumb and I have to be back at 7 am and I feel like nothing is going to happen all the way out here anyway
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,031
we considered doing inventory overnight just so that someone would be there but eh
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,048
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Maybe y'all should mix up some gasoline molotov cocktails.
Make those bastards remember the worst decision of their lives forever.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,075
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,076
@1,131,030 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
I meant, maybe don't Patrol
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,079
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
i know!! i would not unless they asked me to go for inventory as well. then it would be cool
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,136,562
i bought a bag of candy that i like off amazon called toxic waste and i brought some to work and my coworker was like "my uncle owns that company" and i'm like no shit your uncle owns candy dynamics? and yeah her uncle owns candy dynamics and several other ventures and had the guadiest mansion of all time it was a wild twist in my struggle to bring candy to work saga of the month
cool
also here is a photo of his mansion. it has a room where the interior looks like the death star
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,136,566
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Wild. I knew a traveller kid whose dad started and owned second cup (a fairly major chain of coffee shops)
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,136,597
@1,136,562 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Is her uncle looking to adopt an adult child by any chance?
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jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,136,907
my coworker got fired for. leaving work I guess again
she's been a mess this week! rip
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,136,908
oh shit and she had other job and that one got shut down. hope she is ok
TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,136,914
@1,136,907 (jodie !foster2PAQ) @previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Nows your chance. Call her and save her
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,071
@previous (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)
well no but I did text her because I feel really bad. I think what happened was really messed up and she should not have been fired. she was put in a position she wasn't comfortable with and I know she gets really bad anxiety and some dude made her cry and she went home
not fair
fire the racist bitch who can't use a hole puncher instead smh
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,074
It's kind of ironic the punishment for leaving your job too many times... is to leave your job ?
blom joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,075
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,709
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Have you considered not being like that?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,717
@1,137,623 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
They could be veggie burgers.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,730
@1,137,618 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Damn now I'm hungry
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,778
@1,137,717 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If you're ever in the uk, go to cafe Nero and have a vegan sausage roll, 10/10!
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,833
@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
I didn't know they had those. Neat. I've heard the Greggs ones are good. I love meat sausage rolls though. Fucking love a good sausage roll.
Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,844
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The Cafe Nero one is amazing. Not a meat substute but a roll initself, I think it has carrot, potato and butternut squash.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,852
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
That sounds good. Yeah I prefer veggie things where you can discern the ingredients over meat substitute.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,138,515
oh yeah we got custom made face masks they are good
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,138,544
@1,137,833 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The Greggs ones are bloody fantastic. Not tried Nero's tho.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,143,560
this guy keeps giving us Kind bars and other granola it's amazing he also comes almost every day. i have more granola than I can eat
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,143,561
also we had a rat and it has been killed and I got to dispose of it. just like old time
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,143,562
oh yeah the rat ate fudge. who left the fudge out the second time? idk... rude
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,322
oh yeah we killed the rat I found it and disposed of it
thank God I didn't want to have to do all the rat killing shit again but I kind of did deep down
also a guy came in on a power scooter with a big distracting tv wrestling wwf belt. also I got a fat Raise
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) quintuple-posted this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,327
oh shit I already mentioned the rat. it really isn't so eventful. I guess one of my coworkers is getting stalked
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,329
You should refer them to the forum's expert on obsessed stalkers.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,330
oh yeah there's this real old guy who brings us fruit and stuff and he's very polite etc but I guess he showed one of my co-workers his KKK regalia and stuff so like hey. bad guy I guess
(Edited 33 seconds later.)
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,331
Just bc someone collects Nazi memorabilia, that doesn't make them a Nazi. I mean, Hugo Boss designed their uniform. Nazi's are by no means good, but they were very stylish for their time.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,333
@previous (B)
hey I edited it I am tired I meant KKK he's a klansman apparently
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,335
a lady came in with a pet possum twice this week
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,336
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,151
a black dude came in today and wanted my take on BLM i said i've been down since mike brown but his take was that all lives matter but black folks have it rough but kill each other too much
jodie !foster2PAQ double-posted this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,152
he was really receptive to my gentle counterpoints and said it was a Good Talk
jodie !foster2PAQ triple-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,156
also a guy came in bleeding and cussing because of his foot and trying to get shit to clean it and he was like 'do you have somewhere i can clean this up or water or something?' and i was like 'no go outside with that' but then my shit dumb ass coworker gave him a cup of water and he was like 'where can i rinse my nasty disgusting foot' and i was like 'OUTSIDE' and he was like ok and then he started cleaning his foot right outside the door and he wiped the door handle with his foot rag?? and he like got hand sanitizer everywhere and it was weird af and he tried coming back in and he got blood on our entry rug and my shit dumb coworker was like 'ok enough' or something at that point because the guy like flipped out and started screaming fuck you's at us and telling us to put things in our asses and he slammed his bike into our door and scratched the glass a little. he looked like he was gonna cry
he shouted all the way to the street
jodie !foster2PAQ quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,157
also i tried getting some Mac with my coworkers but i guess all restaurants close at 10 o clock these days. i'll get my mac tomorrow....... and my new coworker asked if i was single and wanted to hang out and i know she has a bf and he's like always stopping by so i don't know what she's getting at maybe she has a Fat friend or something
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,190
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Tell her about minichan.org
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,348
@1,149,156 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
You acted like a faggot to an injured individual who sought help from you?
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,151,359
we got some of my old fav pot today I haven't seen it in years
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,151,360
19bitch !/nxYguuEzA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#1,153,153
@OP Has anyone ever come to your shop asking for a Chicken Pot Pie? And do you have any in stock? I might like to try one...
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#1,153,154
@previous (19bitch !/nxYguuEzA)
I will allow this becausw this topic is about pot but please try to keep your pot pie shitposting to your own threads thank you.
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19bitch !/nxYguuEzA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#1,153,155
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Okay. It is a genuine question, though, and it would be very funny...
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#1,153,159
@previous (19bitch !/nxYguuEzA) @1,153,154 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i usually hate his schtick but I'm enjoying this one
@1,153,153 (19bitch !/nxYguuEzA)
no but I would tell them that they could add some of our products to their own pot pie to make such a Pot pie
19bitch !/nxYguuEzA replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#1,153,160
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
A Pot Pot Pie... sign me up!
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 4 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#1,193,848