jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 0 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,365
i have a customer who is a total quad. he has no limbs and idk where they are but he's a good guy. he needs his pot ground up for him because he has no hands. he uses one of those spring loaded one hitter cases. he's a champ in the mind and on his chair though. he can do it all
it's funny when he mentions hands
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,377
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
haha maybe. he said something about washing his hands this week re: covid and then looked at his stump and claw and shrugged
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,123,382
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
lol
A neighbor got a sign with the precautions people need to take against covid. You know the type, large government sign that you'd see in a shop window (the covid equivalent of a "hard hats mandatory" sign on a construction site). She put it outside her door cause she hates that people are hanging out outside, even though everyone is appropriately distanced and all. Thing is, she's definitely selling heroin and there's no way she's practicing social distancing with her customers.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,514
@1,124,466 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
it's a 2006 mini cooper and I don't care for it aside from the sound system and. it usually doesn't give me problems and handles well and has a good turn radius. it's kinda zippy. it's just. meh
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,124,515
also today a woman gave me a hand made face mask it's cute and fits perfect how nice is that
then an old guy talked my ear off about. Trump and virus and cold hard cash in his wallet. it may have been syntax
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,093
my new coworker is in like an obviously abusive relationship with her controlling fiancé and he like won't let her do shit and is really suspicious and scary and doesn't have a job and he also spends all his money on like cam girls and she has a kid and it's not even his and I bet his going to kidnap it. something's gonna happen to that kid s2g
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,130,480
hmm today I bought some pot from the new ish guy and he was like 'these two nugs look so different' and I was like 'yeah' but didn't really pay attention and when I went to Smoke my Pot they were definitely. 2 different pots mixed in. idk why there were two pots in 1 jar but it's bad and I don't like it. bad biz
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,007
@1,130,522 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
well at this point. i don't have to read the labels of like most of our jars to know what I'm looking at these days
can tell them apart by smell. im just usually good at describing and categorizing things with multiple senses so this is right up my Alley
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,019
@1,131,008 (jodie !foster2PAQ)
You have your gun? Be warned, if you attempt to stop anything, everyone will likely call you a racist and you'll lose your job
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,027
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You just got that gun. Best idea is to leave it at home. Have you ever even hurt someone with a stick or club?
If you arent really ready to bust someone up good having a weapon can go badly for you if you ran into someone who'd just as soon dust you as look at you.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,030
@1,131,019 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol no these aren't protests/protesters here that were worried about
@1,131,019 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
pft I'm not doing that it'd be dumb and I have to be back at 7 am and I feel like nothing is going to happen all the way out here anyway
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,131,048
@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)
Maybe y'all should mix up some gasoline molotov cocktails.
Make those bastards remember the worst decision of their lives forever.
jodie !foster2PAQ joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,136,562
i bought a bag of candy that i like off amazon called toxic waste and i brought some to work and my coworker was like "my uncle owns that company" and i'm like no shit your uncle owns candy dynamics? and yeah her uncle owns candy dynamics and several other ventures and had the guadiest mansion of all time it was a wild twist in my struggle to bring candy to work saga of the month
cool
also here is a photo of his mansion. it has a room where the interior looks like the death star
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,071
@previous (TopShagger !jzYkdX7lIw)
well no but I did text her because I feel really bad. I think what happened was really messed up and she should not have been fired. she was put in a position she wasn't comfortable with and I know she gets really bad anxiety and some dude made her cry and she went home
not fair
fire the racist bitch who can't use a hole puncher instead smh
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,833
@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
I didn't know they had those. Neat. I've heard the Greggs ones are good. I love meat sausage rolls though. Fucking love a good sausage roll.
Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^][v]#1,137,844
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The Cafe Nero one is amazing. Not a meat substute but a roll initself, I think it has carrot, potato and butternut squash.
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,322
oh yeah we killed the rat I found it and disposed of it
thank God I didn't want to have to do all the rat killing shit again but I kind of did deep down
also a guy came in on a power scooter with a big distracting tv wrestling wwf belt. also I got a fat Raise
jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,145,330
oh yeah there's this real old guy who brings us fruit and stuff and he's very polite etc but I guess he showed one of my co-workers his KKK regalia and stuff so like hey. bad guy I guess
Just bc someone collects Nazi memorabilia, that doesn't make them a Nazi. I mean, Hugo Boss designed their uniform. Nazi's are by no means good, but they were very stylish for their time.
jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,151
a black dude came in today and wanted my take on BLM i said i've been down since mike brown but his take was that all lives matter but black folks have it rough but kill each other too much
jodie !foster2PAQ triple-posted this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,156
also a guy came in bleeding and cussing because of his foot and trying to get shit to clean it and he was like 'do you have somewhere i can clean this up or water or something?' and i was like 'no go outside with that' but then my shit dumb ass coworker gave him a cup of water and he was like 'where can i rinse my nasty disgusting foot' and i was like 'OUTSIDE' and he was like ok and then he started cleaning his foot right outside the door and he wiped the door handle with his foot rag?? and he like got hand sanitizer everywhere and it was weird af and he tried coming back in and he got blood on our entry rug and my shit dumb coworker was like 'ok enough' or something at that point because the guy like flipped out and started screaming fuck you's at us and telling us to put things in our asses and he slammed his bike into our door and scratched the glass a little. he looked like he was gonna cry
he shouted all the way to the street
jodie !foster2PAQ quadruple-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^][v]#1,149,157
also i tried getting some Mac with my coworkers but i guess all restaurants close at 10 o clock these days. i'll get my mac tomorrow....... and my new coworker asked if i was single and wanted to hang out and i know she has a bf and he's like always stopping by so i don't know what she's getting at maybe she has a Fat friend or something
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 months after the original post[^][v]#1,153,154
@previous (19bitch !/nxYguuEzA)
I will allow this becausw this topic is about pot but please try to keep your pot pie shitposting to your own threads thank you.