Topic: I am a tourist in Washington, D.C., and something strange happened to me today
Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago#99,544
I was walking down Pennsylvania Avenue when I saw a strange person walking toward me. He was obese, wearing a suit that was comically oversized. He was wearing bright orange clown makeup with a wild shock of hair on his balding head. He had combed his little remaining hair in a ridiculous manner to unsuccessfully to cover his baldness.
He started screaming, "I am the best! I know more than experts! Hamberder! Let's buy Denmark! Everyone drink bleach and sunlight! Covfefe! Heehee!"
Yes, that was shocking, but what was more shocking is that there were some other tourists from the South. They saw him and said, "That is a true genius!"