Topic: Bert, take all the money you have left and spend it on scratch-offs.

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,486

Anything can happen!!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,122,489

Seconding this. If he puts just a bit more in, he can't fail. He's due for huge win...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,494

Maybe a $50 ticket!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,498

Come on, Bert. Don't blow your chance!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,568

You must do this, Bert. It is the only logical next step.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,570

His bad luck with the previous batch of scratchers was because "you asshole faggots lent zero support"

http://minichan.org/topic/99102#reply_1118307

So if we all promise to support him this time, maybe he'll make a new Friday Night Gambling thread and we'll all watch him strike it rich this time and share in his joy!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,589

Bert, if you win, will you repay ~~lynne~~ ~~syntax~~ that old creepy guy his 15 bucks?

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,634

@1,122,570 (D)
They're like Schrödinger's cat: if we lend enough support, they'll be winners. Otherwise, he'll lose. It really is our fault, tbh.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,635

@1,122,494 (C)

> Maybe a $50 ticket!

Good idea. I think the problem is buying cheap tickets. A $1k ticket might work.

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