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Topic: I had a haircut just before lockdown

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,459

Now I'm starting to think I should have had two...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,122,101

Hamstering haircuts is a dick move. What about the others?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,111

@previous (B)
Hamstering??

@OP
Cutting your own hair is a valuable skill

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,135

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I would be happy to shave your snatch for you.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,138

@previous (D)
I would never let you within a kilometer of my genitalia. You post shit like this, plus "what a mouthy tart" bs, and wonder why I don't care about you or your drinking habits.

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Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 21 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,140

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,144

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
And I'm glad that I'm no longer a minor so you don't ask me for nudes any more.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,153

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Never happened. Let it go. Was not me.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,159

The bitch negro democrat mayor of chicago got a haircut during shutdown.

She said she needed it so she went and got it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,160

@1,122,153 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Why are you so fundamentally unable to admit to wrongdoing? Admitting you were wrong is a valuable life skill, usually taught around age 5.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,161

@1,122,153 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
That's a very Trumpian response ?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 second later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,162

Same. I have a job interview soon. It's gonna be over webcam so I should be able to keep my hair in order, but still. Would rather do it with a decent haircut.

@1,122,138 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@1,122,144 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'd just like to say that I think it's hilarious when you let those two have it.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,166

@previous (G)
Love you too bud.
Good luck with the job interview! Pls update afterwards. I want to know what the job is too.

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,171

@1,122,160 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Because it was not me. Anyway, you did not seem to have too big a problem with other older men in that context. Why are you just picking on me? It was someone imitating me.

Anonymous E double-posted this 5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,172

@1,122,161 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
And you think Trump is a genius.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,176

@1,122,171 (E)
Because you were on camera and microphone at that time. Tinychat does not allow two users in one chatroom to share a nick. We've been over your weak-ass excuses, keep the fuck up.

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,178

@1,122,166 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's a lab assistant thing. I'm pretty excited about it, I've always fancied working in a lab kinda environment like that.

Anonymous G double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,179

@1,122,176 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It was an obsessed stalker who imitated his voice and used recycled footage of him. Thanks.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,180

@1,122,178 (G)
Oh, cool! Labwork is loads of fun, I kind of regret not having done any summer lab jobs. What kind of labwork (to the level you feel comfortable disclosing, pm if you prefer)?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 5 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,181

@1,122,179 (G)
And those recordings just happened to perfectly match up to the conversation which was occurring at the time. Fucking Syntax!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,183

@1,122,172 (E)
So when Trump says "it never happened" it's a lie. When Indy says "it never happened" it's the absolute truth.

Okay.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,185

@1,122,153 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Underage vulva pictures.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,199

im cutting my hair right now

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,204

I'm tempted to shave my hair because it's just so darn long.

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,206

@1,122,180 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It'd be at a hospital, working with patient samples for testing.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,209

@previous (G)
v cool. Do you feel qualified?
Best of luck!

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,210

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's just a support job, so there's not really a high requirement on qualifications. Just high school level, really. Though it would hopefully lead to more stuff once I'm inside.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,211

@previous (G)
For sure. Would this be your first job in the field?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,213

@1,122,162 (G)
Ok nerd

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,214

@1,122,211 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,219

@previous (G)
I'm sure you'll do great and this'll be a good first step for you to start your career in the field :)

Blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,221

@1,122,111 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Hamsters stuff food in their cheeks and sequester it for later

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,225

@previous (Blom)
True. I've never heard that used as a term for hoarding.

Blom replied with this 5 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,227

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Me neither

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,229

@1,122,225 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
There is probably a lot of things you haven't heard about. For the most part you hear more in a month than you do in a week.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,231

@previous (D)
This is true, and yes that is how time works. What a useless comment.

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Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,251

I needed a haircut before lockdown but kept putting it off and now I'm really regretting it. I'm looking shaggy as fuck.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,253

@1,122,231 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Nice misdirection.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,264

@previous (D)
What?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,266

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh I think you know little girl.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 57 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,269

@previous (D)
Who are you calling little girl, obese middle-aged man?

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,271

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You cant best me. I would RIP off your head and poop down your neckhole!!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,273

@previous (D)
I'm quaking in my boots. I best you every time we exchange words, bucko.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,315

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Stupid sickly spazz lololololol

Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,316

@1,122,160 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Where is the proof?

Anonymous D triple-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,317

Bert: I served 4 years in the Military.


Triptwit: I fed some puppies for a few weeks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,392

Wow bert absolutely destroyed trip in this argument.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,449

I'm gonna grow my hair out a bit. See if it's salvageable or I need to shave it all off.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,492

@1,122,317 (D)
Nice dishonourable discharge lol

@1,122,316 (D)
Every thread on minichan.

@1,122,315 (D)
Hey at least I don't get the shakes if I miss my daily "epic 6-shot cocktail" cause I'm not an obese has-been alcoholic whose life is so joyless he has to make himself feel better by taking out his rage drunkenly typing on minichan dot org every night before passing out alone yet again because nobody can stand his presence.

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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,493

Externally hosted image@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,500

@previous (N)
I think the booze makes him rage more though.

Anonymous N replied with this 5 years ago, 38 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,501

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Probably, but not in his mind.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,504

@previous (N)
Alcoholism is a weird thing. But it's natural to need some way to cope when your life is so empty and sad. It's just sad that the alcohol makes him even more unpleasant to be around so it just makes things worse.

Anonymous N replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,506

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

It's sad that we are unable to make him see how unpleasant, and downright wrong, he is at times. Despite attempts from several users.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,509

@previous (N)
I enjoy the oscillation between sucking-up posts and rage posts. With the occasional surfacing of existential dread and utter misery and hopelessness to shake things up.

Anonymous N replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,511

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Oh, it's plenty entertaining. It's just sad to see somebody that far gone.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,514

@previous (N)
I completely agree. I sometimes see my friends go off the rails and fuck up their lives. That's always so sad to see but it's always been temporary, they've always bounced back. I don't think he ever will and that's so much worse.

Anonymous N replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,540

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Yep. He's stuck in his ways, but they aren't even all that good.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,122,544

@1,122,504 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Maybe all he needs is a Mike Wazowski mug. Drinking Everclear from that could change his life!
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