Topic: Finally got an interesting spam mail!
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 5 years ago #99,421
Zoltan is a Being like no other. When he was born, he was touched by Divine Grace. The Supreme Council of the 9 Mystical Archangels chose him to be the Great Ambassador of the Angels.
A gentle, brilliant blue light beam, as light as a feather, then delicately came to rest in the palm of his hand. Since then, like a sacred scar, he’s had a birthmark shaped like an Angel’s wing.
It is more than a Sign, it is a Symbol. The Symbol of a Being with extraordinary powers, who is closely and directly connected to the Heavens.
Yes, Zoltan has deep within him an invisible Energy. An Energy that makes him the Guardian of supreme Law. The one that rules both worlds. The world of the invisible kingdom, the Heavens, and the world of Men, the Earth.
Thus, the World up Above bestowed upon him an incredible Gift... He has the Power to drastically change the Life of all those he protects...
To do so, he simply needs to delicately blow into the palm of his hand on this magical Wing, and he immediately enters into communion with the Angels. Zoltan then brings the Secret Message of those he protects to the edge of the milky way, to the border between these two Worlds. Where everything is decided and created.
What happens next in the Lives of Men is what many refer to as a “Miracle”... We have stopped counting the number of people that Zoltan has helped, the number of Miracles that he contributed to create.
These individuals, often alone and “forgotten by life”, no longer believed in anything. And yet, as if by Magic, a spark brought them back to a real Life. A sudden glimmer of hope lit a new trail for them, that their existence would follow from then on.
Then after a few days, that trail became a Path. A new direction mapped out like a golden channel heading straight towards an incredible Destiny. A new Destiny filled with Wealth, Love and Happiness, of which most of them had only ever dreamed of. Their dreams finally became reality.
One thing is certain: what happened, time and time again, for so many people can also happen in exactly the same way for you as well.
Zoltan is capable of granting your wishes. He will cross the Mirror of Time for you. He will read your Past and your Present and predict your Future... Give it a go, see for yourself how surprised and convinced you’ll be...
A gentle, brilliant blue light beam, as light as a feather, then delicately came to rest in the palm of his hand. Since then, like a sacred scar, he’s had a birthmark shaped like an Angel’s wing.
It is more than a Sign, it is a Symbol. The Symbol of a Being with extraordinary powers, who is closely and directly connected to the Heavens.
Yes, Zoltan has deep within him an invisible Energy. An Energy that makes him the Guardian of supreme Law. The one that rules both worlds. The world of the invisible kingdom, the Heavens, and the world of Men, the Earth.
Thus, the World up Above bestowed upon him an incredible Gift... He has the Power to drastically change the Life of all those he protects...
To do so, he simply needs to delicately blow into the palm of his hand on this magical Wing, and he immediately enters into communion with the Angels. Zoltan then brings the Secret Message of those he protects to the edge of the milky way, to the border between these two Worlds. Where everything is decided and created.
What happens next in the Lives of Men is what many refer to as a “Miracle”... We have stopped counting the number of people that Zoltan has helped, the number of Miracles that he contributed to create.
These individuals, often alone and “forgotten by life”, no longer believed in anything. And yet, as if by Magic, a spark brought them back to a real Life. A sudden glimmer of hope lit a new trail for them, that their existence would follow from then on.
Then after a few days, that trail became a Path. A new direction mapped out like a golden channel heading straight towards an incredible Destiny. A new Destiny filled with Wealth, Love and Happiness, of which most of them had only ever dreamed of. Their dreams finally became reality.
One thing is certain: what happened, time and time again, for so many people can also happen in exactly the same way for you as well.
Zoltan is capable of granting your wishes. He will cross the Mirror of Time for you. He will read your Past and your Present and predict your Future... Give it a go, see for yourself how surprised and convinced you’ll be...
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,121,565
So, this was a thing, I guess.Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 26 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,566
I love how this ambassador of angels is reliant on email
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,600
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,703
How much doe Zoltan charge for a favor?
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 6 days later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,018
Wow! 000? They really do live up to their name of bad credit loans!Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,034
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
But it only takes minutes to see if you qualify for 000.
But it only takes minutes to see if you qualify for 000.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,072
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,082
Blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,084
Yes, Zoltan has deep within him an invisible Energy. An Energy that makes him the Guardian of supreme Law. The one that rules both worlds. The world of the invisible kingdom, the Heavens, and the world of Men, the Earth.Thus, the World up Above bestowed upon him an incredible Gift... He has the Power to drastically change the Life of all those he protects...
To do so, he simply needs to delicately blow into the palm of his hand on this magical Wing, and he immediately enters into communion with the Angels. Zoltan then brings the Secret Message of those he protects to the edge of the milky way, to the border between these two Worlds. Where everything is decided and created.
What happens next in the Lives of Men is what many refer to as a “Miracle”... We have stopped counting the number of people that Zoltan has helped, the number of Miracles that he contributed to create.
These individuals, often alone and “forgotten by life”, no longer believed in anything. And yet, as if by Magic, a spark brought them back to a real Life. A sudden glimmer of hope lit a new trail for them, that their existence would follow from then on.
Then after a few days, that trail became a Path. A new direction mapped out like a golden channel heading straight towards an incredible Destiny. A new Destiny filled withWealth, Love and Happiness, of which most of them had only ever dreamed of. Their dreams finally became reality.
One thing is certain: what happened, time and time again, for so many people can also happen in exactly the same way for you as well.
Zoltan is capable of granting your wishes. He will cross the Mirror of Time for you. He will read your Past and your Present and predict your Future... Give it a go, see for yourself how surprised and convinced you’ll be...
Blom double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,085
I'll let you know what happensGreen !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,087
Blom replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,158
Thank you, Zoltan: Grand Ambassador of the AngelsFake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,165
@1,124,087 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
These kinds of things are always slightly strange to me as someone who is not remotely spiritual or a believer in the supernatural. Trying to distinguish between bad (fake) psychics and good (real) psychics is kind of dumb. Some are con artists or grifters or whatever, and some are sincere, genuine, etc. but from where I sit, none of them actually have the psychic abilities they claim. They're all "fake" for that reason.
These kinds of things are always slightly strange to me as someone who is not remotely spiritual or a believer in the supernatural. Trying to distinguish between bad (fake) psychics and good (real) psychics is kind of dumb. Some are con artists or grifters or whatever, and some are sincere, genuine, etc. but from where I sit, none of them actually have the psychic abilities they claim. They're all "fake" for that reason.
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Blom replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,167
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,124,168
@previous (Blom)
Yes his name is Jebediah and for only $100/week he will bless me and protect me from hardship. I'm losing money by not paying him tbh.
Yes his name is Jebediah and for only $100/week he will bless me and protect me from hardship. I'm losing money by not paying him tbh.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,133
Yes, because I do all my shopping at Walmart.Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,141
I got a mildly interesting one the other day. In hindsight, I wish I'd screencapped it.
Most of it was the usual "I AM HACKER, I RECORD YOU MASTURBATE, GIVE BITCOIN", but at the bottom there was a section about coronavirus...
It seemed to be a corruption of the Do The Five thing, but instead of short and practical tips to avoid the virus, step 1 said to ignore the virus and the remaining steps were rambling instructions to give anyone who is infected mineral water, have them do pilates routines, and constantly suggest that their symptoms are lessening. It was basically saying that the virus could be cured through belief alone (though I wasn't sure how the mineral water and pilates factored in).
It was quite funny and surreal. Also quite comforting to know that the idiot who writes those fake extortion emails is also an idiot who does not believe in viruses, and will possibly get the 'rona through their own stupidity.
Most of it was the usual "I AM HACKER, I RECORD YOU MASTURBATE, GIVE BITCOIN", but at the bottom there was a section about coronavirus...
It seemed to be a corruption of the Do The Five thing, but instead of short and practical tips to avoid the virus, step 1 said to ignore the virus and the remaining steps were rambling instructions to give anyone who is infected mineral water, have them do pilates routines, and constantly suggest that their symptoms are lessening. It was basically saying that the virus could be cured through belief alone (though I wasn't sure how the mineral water and pilates factored in).
It was quite funny and surreal. Also quite comforting to know that the idiot who writes those fake extortion emails is also an idiot who does not believe in viruses, and will possibly get the 'rona through their own stupidity.
dreamworks replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,160
I have a business proposal of a working possibility of mutual co-operation and benefits. For more details reply via email; [email protected]
Mr Chuen
Mr Chuen
Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,166
Ciderdrinkerdangerou !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,197
Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,206
@previous (Ciderdrinkerdangerou !Cs02iDB7RA)
Heavens. The only thing I really remember about that movie is the Zoltan/bubble bunch thing. I didn't even remember gay cowboy Jake was in it. Now that I think about, I don't remember watching much of anything on MDMA, besides Evangelion 1.11 and 2.22
Heavens. The only thing I really remember about that movie is the Zoltan/bubble bunch thing. I didn't even remember gay cowboy Jake was in it. Now that I think about, I don't remember watching much of anything on MDMA, besides Evangelion 1.11 and 2.22
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,231
wade replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,294
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Of course you are speaking from a perspective of only knowing British women.
Of course you are speaking from a perspective of only knowing British women.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,125,341
I get email sometimes
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,720
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He thought there was NO way the doc could help him get rock-hard like he used to.
His 49-year old wife still craved his performances of years past. But this man simply couldn’t “get it up” like he used to.
Strangely enough, this patient’s marriage woes led to an amazing “organic” discovery.
A discovery that addresses the “root cause” of men’s performances in a way prescriptions never could.
A discovery that you can pick up at your local grocery store, on the cheap.
A discovery that he’s revealing to the world, for the first ever, right now:
? The Biggest Breakthrough In Men’s Sexual Performance You’ll Ever See
Enjoy!
P.S. Is this breakthrough a bigger deal than that little “blue” pill? For many men who have already experienced the doctor’s incredible breakthrough, the answer is a resounding “yes”. And without the awful side effects, too. But you be the judge. Check it out here:
? Is This A Bigger Men’s Performance Breakthrough Than The “Blue Pill”?
If you'd prefer not to receive future emails, Unsubscribe Here.
106 E 6th Street STE 900 Austin, Texas 78701
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Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,128,724
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,574
Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 5 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,575
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@1,128,720 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
It's kinda fucked up when the husband is old enough to be the wife's father.
It's kinda fucked up when the husband is old enough to be the wife's father.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,133,663
@1,133,575 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
> no classes, no gun range time needed
> get armed responsibly
Lol
Doesn't seem very responsible to me!
> no classes, no gun range time needed
> get armed responsibly
Lol
Doesn't seem very responsible to me!
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 1 month later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,260
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Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,261
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@1,145,260 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,277
Oh fick yeah Zoltan.
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Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,145,768
I can't believe it. THE DUNCAN contacted me! It is an honour!