Topic: So it's 3:30 in the morning and my girlfriend and I are having really hot loud sex.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 started this discussion 15 years ago #994
I dunno why, but she just gets horny as fuck at this hour and she likes to be loud as hell. I think some of the other people in the apartment complex are complaining, but I don't give a fuck. We can hear this one guy masturbating all the time. Fucking jealous virgins.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #19,158
alpha 4 lyfe
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,214
I don't believe you. Enjoy your hand.
✄----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #19,240
Remember your girlfriend must first be attractive before people become jealous.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,534
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,536
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
dat nose
dat 4head
dat gingerness
I can tell she looks significantly more unattractive from any angle but that one.
dat nose
dat 4head
dat gingerness
I can tell she looks significantly more unattractive from any angle but that one.
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GerK !SWvIfe9lJA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,537
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Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,541
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,543
@OP
No you're not lol
No you're not lol
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,545
GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,546
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,550
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,560
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
No, not trying too hard. She really does love sucking my dick. I only brought it up because GerK pointed out that she has nice lips. Those lips love my cock.
No, not trying too hard. She really does love sucking my dick. I only brought it up because GerK pointed out that she has nice lips. Those lips love my cock.
GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,586
She has cute lips bud. End of discussion.
GerK !SWvIfe9lJA double-posted this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,599
Does she take pictures from the other angle? because her other eye looks odd (no offense, she is REALLY pretty, just wondering)
✄----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,804
Pic of her sucking your cock or she is just some girl u know on facebook
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,884
You only have 1 girlfriend? Pfff. I have 2!
And she aint ugly.
And she aint ugly.
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GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,947
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,951
broseph seems a bit gay
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,963
@19,884 (L)
I actually had 2 and was doing the polyamory thing for a while, but broke up with one and now I'm just with her.
I actually had 2 and was doing the polyamory thing for a while, but broke up with one and now I'm just with her.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #19,978
@19,951 (M)
No shit. Every single post of his is dripping with a big load of hot, sticky homeeroticism.
No shit. Every single post of his is dripping with a big load of hot, sticky homeeroticism.
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Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,014
@previous (F)
> implying straight people can't be erotic
> implying I usually only post about this sort of stuff (see thread about quantum computing or several other posts by me)
> implying straight people can't be erotic
> implying I usually only post about this sort of stuff (see thread about quantum computing or several other posts by me)
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,021
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,029
@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
I am not posting anything that would humiliate my girlfriend on MC. If you don't believe me, I don't give a fuck. To those who said they liked her, I thank you. I hope you're in a great relationship, and if not, I hope you find someone very soon. Everyone else getting defensive is a jelly virgin who can't believe it's possible that some people are actually normal and have relationships.
I am not posting anything that would humiliate my girlfriend on MC. If you don't believe me, I don't give a fuck. To those who said they liked her, I thank you. I hope you're in a great relationship, and if not, I hope you find someone very soon. Everyone else getting defensive is a jelly virgin who can't believe it's possible that some people are actually normal and have relationships.
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jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,502
I posted that and my housemates are lesbians. They probably do hear me masturbating all the time though cause my door keeps no sound out and I masturbate daily, or almost daily. I just don't really have anything else to do.
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,524
@19,545 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
I can just tell by her pictures I'd be through with her after 2 fuckings.
I can just tell by her pictures I'd be through with her after 2 fuckings.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,525
henn !NePD4JH0HI replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,534
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #20,574
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,667
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,669
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
And yet, I would not be surprised if this person has a penis.
And yet, I would not be surprised if this person has a penis.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,670
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,671
@20,669 (S)
I am surprisingly okay with this. She has a feminine face and feminine hair and nice eyes and lips.
I am surprisingly okay with this. She has a feminine face and feminine hair and nice eyes and lips.
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,672
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,848
Why is everybody so mad? ;_;Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,849
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Probably due to not only the story presented to them (which may or may not be causing jealousy), but the manner it's being presented in. It seems a little like empty bragging, to me.
Probably due to not only the story presented to them (which may or may not be causing jealousy), but the manner it's being presented in. It seems a little like empty bragging, to me.
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Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #20,858
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✄----- !ZSNgHQb5Ig replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #21,109
@20,029 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> I am not posting pictures that will humiliate my gf
> = I dont have pictures to humiliate my gf with
The girl u posted is pretty cute tho.
> I am not posting pictures that will humiliate my gf
> = I dont have pictures to humiliate my gf with
The girl u posted is pretty cute tho.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #21,253
@20,849 (U)
I really wasn't bragging. It was supposed to be a joke in response to this thread http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/990
So no, I wasn't actually having sex with my girlfriend at 3:30 in the morning when I posted this. Everything else is true though, and those are pics of her.
I really wasn't bragging. It was supposed to be a joke in response to this thread http://bunker.minichan.org/topic/990
So no, I wasn't actually having sex with my girlfriend at 3:30 in the morning when I posted this. Everything else is true though, and those are pics of her.
Anonymous U replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #21,258
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 4 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,524
someone asked for this to be unlocked
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,527
> We can hear this one guy masturbating
This was broseph's favourite part
This was broseph's favourite part
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,600
Whatever happened to this nice girl
How did you get a stripper preggo
How did you get a stripper preggo
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,602
@630,524 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
> someone asked for this to be unlocked
He can now copypasta-printout & frame and put up prominently in a room of his new house.
> someone asked for this to be unlocked
He can now copypasta-printout & frame and put up prominently in a room of his new house.
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,632
nice.
Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,664
@630,524 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
You didn't join the thread, and I don't see your name. Which anon poster are you ITT?
You didn't join the thread, and I don't see your name. Which anon poster are you ITT?
Anonymous Z-4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #630,666
I don't believe he was fucking that girl. It was either masturbation, or with some hairy dude.