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Topic: I desgined a better massage table

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 5 years ago #99,385

You know those tables have a face hole for when you lie belly-down to get rubbed over? I'm thinking, put a cock hole in there too. Then the chick can writhe on top of you while massaging your dong on the underside.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,121,267

They are called milking tables, and porn of that already exists. Or so I've been told.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,270

@previous (B)

So you're told my ass you're speaking from experience

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,276

@previous (C)
I've been lead to believe there is milking table porn.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,320

That table specifically is featured in an episode of "Dave"

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,321

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> That table specifically is featured in an episode of "Dave"

We don’t need to know your porn habits Subway boy

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,323

@previous (E)
Well, you also didn't need to assume it was porn, but I guess that's how fantasies work.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,340

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
How much food can you get with a ten dollar Subway gift card?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,342

@previous (E)
Probably about $10 worth of food if I had to estimate.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,344

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How many inches of sandwich?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,121,348

@previous (E)
24, if you get two of the $5 footlongs ?
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