Topic: Hey Becky

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,349

Would you give a Southern gentleman such as Bert a chance on a date?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,120,909

lol will you threaten to rape her?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,914

@previous (B)
Absolutely not.
I would would wow her with charm and grace and make her feel like she was important and cared for.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 57 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,916

@previous (A)
The same way you tried to woo trip?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,921

@previous (C)
I dont follow guidelines from a nerd anon. Thanks for your interest though.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,925

@previous (A)
When Becky turns you down and laughs at you, will she all of a sudden become an ungrateful cunt, among the many other names you've called Trip?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,926

@previous (C)
Please go away virgin.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,931

@1,120,925 (C)

Tbh, becky is a cunt, regardless of whether she goes out with Bert or not.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,935

@previous (D)
Said the angry anon virgin.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 22 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,936

@1,120,926 (A)
When's the last time a woman has touched you Bert(other than your mom)?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,938

@previous (C)
The angry anon virgin insecurity intensified, lol.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,939

@1,120,935 (A)

Becky will tell you that she is a cunt herself.

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 34 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,940

@1,120,938 (A)
Virgin huh? I guess my 3 kids aren't mine? Good, means I won't have to pay child support if we split up.

How many kids you have Bert?

Oh, none? No woman wants to spawn future unemployed layabout baby Berts?

Smart women!

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,941

@previous (C)
*layababy

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 29 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,942

@previous (B)

> *layababy

Lol

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,943

@1,120,941 (B)

Little Layababy™ Bert Spawn®.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,946

Lay ladie lay...lay across my big brass bed..

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,954

@previous (A)
What bed? You sleep on the floor in the corner of the living room.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,964

@1,120,926 (A)
So that's a yes

@1,120,935 (A)
@1,120,938 (A)
Virgin is one of the least insulting insults