Topic: Almost burned my home down to the ground because of a fucking spoon

Anonymous A started this discussion 5 years ago #99,267

Electric Kettle has a button that goes down once the water is warm enough, there was a spoon under it. Kettle wouldn't stop heating because the button couldn't go down.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,120,173

Didn't you hear the whistle?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 31 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,174

sitting on the dock of the bay

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 23 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,175

@1,120,173 (B)

It's not a British Kettle, so no whistling is involved

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,176

@previous (A)
Upgrade to a proper British and Irish whistling kettle immediately

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,178

@previous (B)

Right, need a whistling kettle so you don't burn the milk for your tea.

Anonymous B replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,182

@previous (D)
Milk kettles for tea have a lower set temperature

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 21 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,183

Fire safety tip: unplug the fucking kettle.

Problem solved.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,193

I've never seen a kettle with a switch that goes down when done. Normally you flip the switch down, and it pops up. ?

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,245

@1,120,175 (A)
British kettles don't whistle either.

Blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,384

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

They do on hob

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,386

@previous (Blom)

> They do on hob

Nothing to do with what I quoted, i hate your kind.

Blom replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,390

@previous (I)

Oligarch detected

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 5 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,427

@1,120,384 (Blom)
I don't know anyone who uses a hob kettle.

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dreamworks joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 55 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,437

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Me either why would you do that

Anonymous I replied with this 5 years ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,120,599

Tastes like mango leaves

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