Topic: I'm selling Becky to the highest bidder.

henn started this discussion 15 years ago #9,922

Now that Triptych and I are 'involved'.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later[^] [v] #176,967

> black man selling a white woman

o.O

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #176,969

Oh. I might have to do away with Timber, then...

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,971

The bid starts at 50 rupees.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,973

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,975

> expect henn
> get henn

> mfw

also,
> involved with trip

I give you 30 minutes.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,976

SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT. GOD.

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,978

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
With an attitude like that, three rupees and nothing more.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,979

@176,975 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
30 minutes? I dunno, that's a bit high...

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,980

@176,976 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
This.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,982

@176,976 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Bitch, please.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,986

I'll take her off your hands for $5. But I only accept cash money.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,988

@176,979 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
True.

10 sound good?

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,991

I'll sell you guys carebear for $5. Includes a kennel!

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,992

@176,988 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Yes. Just barely.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,993

@176,978 (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
Three rupees it is then. The bid ends tomorrow at 8:30 EST.

Foxygen is currently the highest bidder at a total of 3 rupees.

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,994

@176,991 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Show me the $5 and the kennel, and maybe I might take her.

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,995

@176,993 (henn)
I'm gonna fix her up and flip her.

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,996

@176,991 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Too much. 50 cents and a stun gun. Then we have a deal.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,997

@176,995 (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
Spoken like a true pimp

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #176,998

@176,994 (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
It's a Cosmic Cat Carrier

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,002

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
She might eat through the box and escape. I don't want a carebear running free around here. No deal.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #177,003

@176,991 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
I'll give you a quarter and a broken Frisbee.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,148

@176,980 (Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Who the hell do you think you are you ugly whore

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,156

@previous (henn)
lolthis.

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,170

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
Oh shut the fuck up, you weird arab kewpie doll.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,173

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
+1

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,183

@177,170 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
lol'd

nimjj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,190

@177,170 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
+1

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,211

@177,148 (henn)
I'm Harleen. And you, Mr. Stalker Chicken

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,214

@177,156 (!ocurburUbk)
Oh Princess. Go back to your vaginal infections. :)

nimjj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,217

@previous (Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng)
stop encouraging it

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,221

@previous (nimjj)
Okay! I will stop.

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,227

@177,214 (Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng)
> hurrdurr I have a vagina but know nothing about it besides letting grubby unsuccessful men put it inside me.
;)
Educate yourself. It's the least you can do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_discharge

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,228

@177,211 (Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Are you stupid?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,239

@177,227 (!ocurburUbk)
I'm a fan of clear and stretchy but also I am a sucker for green abd frothy. Either way I appreciate that link. I read it and had to fap afterwards.

Auschwitz !b.8nkuAfGw replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,251

@177,227 (!ocurburUbk)
Ok ill play along just this once. I am unsuccesful although i have a job that does not involve degrading myself, and i am not on the internet all day.

Yes.

Unsuccesful.

Even though i have no true wants.

Hmm.

Quite.

Anyways i ask for you to kindly leave me out of your petty argument. I have done nothing against any of you personally of late... And i never sought to fight...hell i dont even visit thnese sites much anymore.

Save face for everyone and broadcast hate less.

Argue about something beetter. Like abortion. Science. Space.

Start being classy.

~krodan

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,256

@previous (Auschwitz !b.8nkuAfGw)
Wow, putting a space between every sentence makes it really not worth reading.
tl;dr

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,260

@177,251 (Auschwitz !b.8nkuAfGw)
Krodan was killed and eaten weeks ago this is fake

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,262

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Get on MSN for a sec.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,265

@177,256 (!ocurburUbk)
Dude. I like you. But why are you so mean?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,268

@177,262 (!ocurburUbk)
Ok

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,269

@177,265 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
she seriously shouldn't take it out on krodan because he's awesome
but carebear is a newfag so i'll cut her slack
i think she's on her period (loljk) but she was attacking me verbally earlier too
w/e

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,270

@177,227 (!ocurburUbk)
oh wow. Show me a wiki page about discharge. Hunny, I know more about the body then you ever will. Listen, this arguement is getting old. So, go ahead and get back to " earning your mod ". :) have fun princess.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,272

@177,269 (nimj)
> loljk
> implying

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,277

@177,265 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I'm mean...

Is this not going to work?

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,284

@177,269 (nimj)
When was I attacking you? lol
@177,270 (Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng)
Alright.
@177,265 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I'll tell you another day.

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,285

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
you said fuck off and shut up to me like three times in one day ;_;

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,288

@177,277 (henn)
It'll work if you just stop screaming when I beat you. I mean, Jesus, it's not even that much...

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,290

@177,284 (!ocurburUbk)
Lol. If you say so.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,291

@177,285 (nimj)
Fuck off and die you faggot

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,293

@177,285 (nimj)
WTF. That was, 2 days ago. I said sorry! ;_;
You were like, stalking my posts that day. -.-

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,295

@177,288 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Some people just can't handle it

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,297

@177,293 (!ocurburUbk)
no i wasn't
jesus
i replied to like 3 of your posts retard
don't be so vain
you dumb bitch

@177,291 (henn)
oh okay

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,300

@177,295 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Can you?

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,304

@177,297 (nimj)
(wait)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,309

@177,300 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)

> Can you?

You should be asking yourself that question faggot

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,313

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Look at henn, whimpering in the corner like a little bitch. I think I can. ._.

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,316

@177,297 (nimj)
You can be rude to me but when I do it, it's suddenly not acceptable. -.-
It was definitely more than 3 posts.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,322

@177,313 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
> I think I can
There you go thinking

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,323

Let's stop hating each other and get back to the topic of selling Becky.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,329

@previous (O)
> implying there's any hate in this thread

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,330

@177,322 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Fuck thinking.

@177,323 (O)
$15.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,331

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I bid +1,000 internets

nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,333

@177,316 (!ocurburUbk)
it's not ike i was intentionally 'stalking your posts' jerk

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,334

Does this auction accept bitcoins?

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,335

@177,331 (O)
Oh. You win.

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,336

I'll bid 10 bitcoins.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,339

@177,335 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
How many dollars is 1000 internets? Like, $30?

Anonymous O double-posted this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,341

@177,336 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
> implying you have 10 bitcoins

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,344

@177,336 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
Ahhhh shit son. Mista Big Spenda up n dis beyotch

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,345

@177,339 (O)
I'd say $32. More than I have, at any rate.

Wait.
20 euros, 20 pounds, and $15.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,346

@177,336 (ltamake !!onnLC5KY8)
I fold.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,348

@177,345 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I rescind my +1000 internets and bid $149.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,352

@previous (O)
Oh.
I bid the aforementioned cash money and an iPod Touch.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,357

Does Becky know people are bidding on her? This thread is so strange

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,360

@177,352 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Which generation and capacity?

Just to be safe, I bid my original Platinum Edition Death of Superman (#75) comic book, valued at $400.

Anonymous O double-posted this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,363

@177,357 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yes and her response was "OH GOD PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP."

henn needs to tighten his hold on that leash until we get a winning bidder.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,368

@177,313 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I'm not whimpering you indian whore. And you are MY bitch. Part of the deal was you get to fantasize doing unspeakable things to me you would never do in real life while I fuck you until my nuts are drained.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,370

@177,360 (O)
...Worth less than $400, at any rate.
I bid everything mentioned before as well as my violin, valued at $1600.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,373

@177,368 (henn)
Haven't you realized? There was no deal. You're stuck here. Mine.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,374

@177,370 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Mother fucker, that's like 2 grand, for Becky? Fuck that, you can have her.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,375

@177,368 (henn)
> and you are MY bitch

I've got the coffin ready.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,378

@previous (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
I've got the embalming fluid.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,379

@177,374 (O)
:3 Yay.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,381

I bid 3 pennies, a half-chewed pack of gum, a rubber band, this string, a bendy straw, and a paper clip.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,383

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Sorry MacGyver, triptych already bid well over $1600.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,384

@177,378 (O)
Alright.

Where are we going to bury him?

MacGyver replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,386

@177,383 (O)
THIS IS BULLSHIT

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,389

@177,384 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
I know a spot in the woods, and I have a shitload of lime ready to go. Let's do this. I've also got a large tarp and a hacksaw. Let's do this.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,391

@previous (O)
Sweet.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,392

@177,389 (O)
You will not survive the attempt

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,394

@177,389 (O)
You can feed a dismembered body to crabs. You bait traps with the parts and then as a bonus you have delicious crabs when you pull the traps.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,396

@177,392 (henn)
Oh but I will.

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Sweet, I have crab traps in my shed.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,399

@177,392 (henn)
> implying you will either

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,403

@177,396 (O)
You can de-flesh the bones and make a mash with normal bait but that creates more DNA evidence. I'd suggest a rough chop. The head torso will have to be crushed well and then cut up but that isn't as hard as it sounds.

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,409

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
How nice of you. You took a break from sucking cocks to post in my thead.

You can leave now.

ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,414

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
he mad
he is annoying

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,417

100 replies yet?

Nexus !nINteNdOOM replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,447

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)

jump? joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,721

My entire 401k valued at uh.. Well its more than 10k. I'll make you sole beneficiary. You'll get your money in less than a year.

You can even resell Becky if anything remains.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,870

I Want becky :D

henn (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #177,919

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Make an offer my good chap!

Tally ho!

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,967

@previous (henn)
Nah, although I make sexist jokes like they're going out of style, I don't think of women as property. I want to win her to set her free!

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,968

@previous (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
You're a faggot...

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,970

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Nah, I'm just tired of playing along.

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #178,029

Can I pay in period blood clot tissue? they're worth quite a lot.

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #178,030

@177,968 (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
Hi

cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #178,031

@178,029 (!ocurburUbk)
You're ritually impure. Try again after Ramadan.

!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #178,033

@previous (cccuuunnttt !nIGga.SL0w)
> hurrrrrrrdurrrrrrr

Miss Doll !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #178,034

Gettin' popcorn

Minichan