SNL and TV Funhouse have already done the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
You're the writer. Can you make some non-erotic fan fiction.
@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yes. I am not, however, a sketch artist.
@1,119,395 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> Yes. I am not, however, a sketch artist.
I’m a good artist, make a script and I’ll pencil it
@previous (E)
lol ok I will do this tomorrow!! the villain will be...well, you know who.
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
That sounds fun! Make another one with bert and/or Metae as the supervillain team up called the Trumpbillies
@1,119,543 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> lol ok I will do this tomorrow!! the villain will be...well, you know who.
You know who hasn't posted here in over a month, and you still can't stop thinking about him.
@1,119,542 (E)
Panel One
Matt is walking down the street. He is jauntily waving
"Hello readers! Today we're going to make a delightful visit to the old folk's home, so we can visit dear Mama Miller."
Panel Two
Matt is stopped short by the sight of two burglars entering a home.
"Egads! There are two vicious criminals entering that house over there!"
Panel Three
Matt is running into a portable toilet
"This can only be a job for..."
Panel Four
Matt is in superhero garb. Triumphant pose. Starburst effect background.
"INDY THE GREAT!"
Panel Five
Inside the house, a woman is holding up two burly burglars in stripey jumpers and domino masks. Caption: Meanwhile...
Woman: "Don't move or I'll shoot! The police are on their way!"
Panel Six
Indy blasts through the wall like kool aid man
"It's justice time, miscreants!"
Panel Seven
A close up of Indy's face. He is ponderous.
"Yes, I can see what the problem is here"
Panel Eight
Indy angrily snatches the gun from the surprised woman. The burglars look at each other confused.
Indy: "This gun is loaded!"
Woman: "Hey!"
Panel Nine
Indy adopts a patronising lecture posture. The woman is annoyed. The burglars are walking out of the door with the TV.
Woman: "They're getting away!"
Indy: "It's important that we behave like the Swiss... Ammunition and weapon separately locked away and only taken out for national emergencies!"
Burglars: "Thanks pal!"
Panel Ten
Indy is in the back of a police car. He gives a thumbs up to the reader. The woman is in the background ranting to the policemen.
Indy "The day is saved! And remember, kids... Guns are the problem!"
(Edited 1 minute later.)