Topic: Oh fucking come on! lol wtf
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago #99,013
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,117,457
Injecting disinfectant into your lungs is a guaranteed way to make sure that the primary threat to your well-being is no longer the coronavirus.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,459
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,464
He also suggested injecting not only a disinfectant, but also sunshine, inside of the body. Truly, truly a stable genius. Maybe Bert can try first.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,465
What is your point?
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,468
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,470
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,471
@previous (C)
You gonna volunteer to get injected with disinfectant and sunshine because your orange cult idol said to?
You gonna volunteer to get injected with disinfectant and sunshine because your orange cult idol said to?
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,479
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,480
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,481
so bleach, right? it's bleach
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,485
...jesus christ.
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,488
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,491
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,493
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I hope the Berts of the world do not follow this advice of their god.
I hope the Berts of the world do not follow this advice of their god.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,499
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,503
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,507
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,510
@1,117,503 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
I don't want him to die either but I think even bert is smart enough to not do this shit. And that's not because I have a very high opinion of Bert's intellectual capabilities.
I don't want him to die either but I think even bert is smart enough to not do this shit. And that's not because I have a very high opinion of Bert's intellectual capabilities.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,513
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I do wonder if he'll support or disavow this brilliant medical advice from his idol Trump. Too bad he can't respond to this topic for another few hours.
I do wonder if he'll support or disavow this brilliant medical advice from his idol Trump. Too bad he can't respond to this topic for another few hours.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,514
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,517
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,518
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,519
@1,117,513 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Good question. I have to imagine he'll just deny or deflect and then whine about liberalcrats and abortion or something totally unrelated. And oh man, why can't he reply, is he busy mowing his lawn now?
Good question. I have to imagine he'll just deny or deflect and then whine about liberalcrats and abortion or something totally unrelated. And oh man, why can't he reply, is he busy mowing his lawn now?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,520
@1,117,518 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)Bert was posting very old pictures of me which got him a day-long ban to sleep off his buzz. I replaced one of them with this.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,522
@1,117,519 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I gave him a one-day ban to sleep off his buzz after he wouldn't knock it off and quit posting all my old pictures. Ironic for someone who complains about the stalker.
I gave him a one-day ban to sleep off his buzz after he wouldn't knock it off and quit posting all my old pictures. Ironic for someone who complains about the stalker.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,525
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh wow well how about that! He does need to be metaphorically smacked on the wrist every time he crosses the line or he will never learn. I'm not sure he will learn even if you do that, because he's bert, but at least it's him facing some consequence for behaving badly.
Oh wow well how about that! He does need to be metaphorically smacked on the wrist every time he crosses the line or he will never learn. I'm not sure he will learn even if you do that, because he's bert, but at least it's him facing some consequence for behaving badly.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,528
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just didn't want to bother having to replace a million more pictures.
I just didn't want to bother having to replace a million more pictures.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,530
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh fair enough. No one will really ever care if he's banned or not I don't think. It's not like banning an actual person with feelings etc.
Oh fair enough. No one will really ever care if he's banned or not I don't think. It's not like banning an actual person with feelings etc.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,534
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm a tad surprised he hasn't been on TC whining about the injustice tbh.
I'm a tad surprised he hasn't been on TC whining about the injustice tbh.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,535
@1,117,525 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i bet if bert asked you mtg questions frfr, you'd consider donating to another $2 scratcher
i bet if bert asked you mtg questions frfr, you'd consider donating to another $2 scratcher
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,536
@OP
Fake Newsers are like Flat Earthers
Fake Newsers are like Flat Earthers
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,537
@1,117,534 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Do you think he is passed out drunk or what? It's not like him to be quiet about the grave injustices he faces online.
Do you think he is passed out drunk or what? It's not like him to be quiet about the grave injustices he faces online.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,539
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Perhaps, but drunken stupors don't usually last this long! Hopefully he's off doing stuff irl.
Perhaps, but drunken stupors don't usually last this long! Hopefully he's off doing stuff irl.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,540
@1,117,535 (H)
No but if he managed to beat me in a game of MTG I would give him a genuine "Congratulations" which is worth more than money can buy.
No but if he managed to beat me in a game of MTG I would give him a genuine "Congratulations" which is worth more than money can buy.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,541
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,544
@1,117,539 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah I hope he's doing alright and is taking a break from the internet a bit. Some people can handle it fine and others just kinda spiral hopelessly out of control. He needs some time to fix his life and clean up and get a job and a place of his own and maye start dipping his toes in the dating pool — after getting therapy to handle his issues with women.
Yeah I hope he's doing alright and is taking a break from the internet a bit. Some people can handle it fine and others just kinda spiral hopelessly out of control. He needs some time to fix his life and clean up and get a job and a place of his own and maye start dipping his toes in the dating pool — after getting therapy to handle his issues with women.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,545
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,546
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,547
@1,117,544 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Would being cucked by a communist Jew whore help with his issues with women?
Would being cucked by a communist Jew whore help with his issues with women?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,549
@1,117,546 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Haha, I actually am not sure that's bert. Could always be an impersonator. Check the IP and see if other posts on it seem to be bert.
Haha, I actually am not sure that's bert. Could always be an impersonator. Check the IP and see if other posts on it seem to be bert.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,550
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,552
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,553
@1,117,549 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh shit you're right. Lifted. Sorry bud @1,117,541 (J)
I did actually check the IP first but it didn't register in my brain. I'm a dummy.
Oh shit you're right. Lifted. Sorry bud @1,117,541 (J)
I did actually check the IP first but it didn't register in my brain. I'm a dummy.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,555
@1,117,549 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Funnily enough bert used another uid to send a mod pm within a few minutes of that post
Funnily enough bert used another uid to send a mod pm within a few minutes of that post
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,556
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,557
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,558
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,560
@1,117,553 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No worries! One of the big pains of being a mod is figuring who the fuck anyone is at any given time. Everyone loves to use multiple UIDs and impersonate other people. What seems like a relatively normal board is actually a huge pain to keep straight. I still love almost all our users but they do not make life easy!
@1,117,555 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Right on cue. :') It's the witching hour and that means it's shitpost o'clock.
No worries! One of the big pains of being a mod is figuring who the fuck anyone is at any given time. Everyone loves to use multiple UIDs and impersonate other people. What seems like a relatively normal board is actually a huge pain to keep straight. I still love almost all our users but they do not make life easy!
@1,117,555 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Right on cue. :') It's the witching hour and that means it's shitpost o'clock.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,563
@1,117,558 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No. He needs to be unbanned on the UID you sent it to in order to read it.
No. He needs to be unbanned on the UID you sent it to in order to read it.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,566
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ugh is it worth the effort to unban both his banned UIDs, messaging them both, and banning them again when he acknowledges receipt when I dont know if he'll next log into another UID altogether
Fiiiine I'll do it
Ugh is it worth the effort to unban both his banned UIDs, messaging them both, and banning them again when he acknowledges receipt when I dont know if he'll next log into another UID altogether
Fiiiine I'll do it
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,567
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,568
@1,117,566 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
While the actual duties of being a mod here suck, at least the pay is good.
While the actual duties of being a mod here suck, at least the pay is good.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,569
@1,117,567 (I)
Feel free to write all petitions to unban users to [email protected] and our in-hiuse counsel will review all submissions within 7-10 business centuries.
Feel free to write all petitions to unban users to [email protected] and our in-hiuse counsel will review all submissions within 7-10 business centuries.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,570
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,573
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Maybe you can bully tteh into adding pages to user profiles. Becky and I have been asking for I think years at this point but like r04r before him, he is more interested in Marijuana cannabis weed and alcohol than improving the love fora(tm).
Maybe you can bully tteh into adding pages to user profiles. Becky and I have been asking for I think years at this point but like r04r before him, he is more interested in Marijuana cannabis weed and alcohol than improving the love fora(tm).
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,574
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I have expressed this desire to him before! I fear we have been forsaken by our beloved admin.
I have expressed this desire to him before! I fear we have been forsaken by our beloved admin.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,575
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Since before I was even a mod I have consistently advocated for the violent overthrow of the decadent administrative staff and replacing them with The People's Leaders. Maybe we can implement something like that soon. Just don't let him see this post.
Since before I was even a mod I have consistently advocated for the violent overthrow of the decadent administrative staff and replacing them with The People's Leaders. Maybe we can implement something like that soon. Just don't let him see this post.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,584
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,615
You're making me swing the other way into supporting Trump again.