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Topic: Happy St George's day!

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,988

Externally hosted imageTo be born English is like winning first prize in the lottery of life.

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #1,117,311

Enjoy your beans on toast and ensuing Diabetes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,313

Maybe that was true in the 1700s but no one alive today is jealous of the English lmao.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,315

If being born English is to win the lottery, then being born Cornish is to win it twice. ?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,316

I got citizenship when i was around 18, does that make me more or less lucky?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,317

@1,117,315 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
what a corny joke
Sounds like something I'd hear from a carnie

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,318

@1,117,311 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
Enjoy not getting your food truck funded.

@1,117,316 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
More lucky

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,319

@previous (A)
The ceremony was hilarious. They tried to have everyone sing God Save The Queen but it was just the one staff member whilst everyone stood around a bit awkwardly

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,815

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You say that, but that was actually the final test. Standing there quietly and awkwardly when a stranger asks you to sing proves that you've assimilated. Anyone who started enthusiastically signing would have been deported immediately.

(Edited 10 hours later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,874

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Very clever. What about those who clap for the NHS?
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