Topic: I aM the big dick Daddy of mc..Dont fret...I care about you all..
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,916
I will make this coronavirus situation right.
Don't worry.
Everyone of us will make it. Just keep following the stay at home directives.
Stay calm and we will all make it. Let your minds be at ease.
Don't worry.
Everyone of us will make it. Just keep following the stay at home directives.
Stay calm and we will all make it. Let your minds be at ease.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,116,285
christ you're weird
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,287
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,288
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,296
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Mojo Nixon did in one of his relatively filthy songs (Tie My Pecker to My Leg) but I can't think of anyone else!
Mojo Nixon did in one of his relatively filthy songs (Tie My Pecker to My Leg) but I can't think of anyone else!
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,299
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I have never heard of Mojo Nixon! Do you think that's where bert got it?
I have never heard of Mojo Nixon! Do you think that's where bert got it?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,302
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Not sure! It's the kind of music I could see him liking so it's possible. I have never known anyone who said it IRL and like, expected to be taken seriously though. That's the kind of thing where you say it and suddenly any women you are with need to step outside to take an emergency phone call and don't return.
Or maybe it's a peak alpha move that works 100% of the time if you say it loud enough. What do you think?
Not sure! It's the kind of music I could see him liking so it's possible. I have never known anyone who said it IRL and like, expected to be taken seriously though. That's the kind of thing where you say it and suddenly any women you are with need to step outside to take an emergency phone call and don't return.
Or maybe it's a peak alpha move that works 100% of the time if you say it loud enough. What do you think?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,306
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
How would you, personally, respond if someone you were with called themselves a big dick daddy?
How would you, personally, respond if someone you were with called themselves a big dick daddy?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,308
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,310
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,316
@1,116,306 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I would definitely 100% try to fuck them that night. I mean, can you think of a more attractive and normal thing to call yourself? What would you do?
I would definitely 100% try to fuck them that night. I mean, can you think of a more attractive and normal thing to call yourself? What would you do?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,320
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Normally I just call myself by my name.
But if someone called themself the big dick daddy to me I'd probably immediately vomit from pure arousal!
Normally I just call myself by my name.
But if someone called themself the big dick daddy to me I'd probably immediately vomit from pure arousal!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,324
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You clearly are not a big dick daddy then.
Also noted. I had a sneaking suspicion you would find that kind of boasting attractive. First I learn you are an uppity you-know-what, and now this. I'm starting to finally understand you.
You clearly are not a big dick daddy then.
Also noted. I had a sneaking suspicion you would find that kind of boasting attractive. First I learn you are an uppity you-know-what, and now this. I'm starting to finally understand you.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,326
@1,116,288 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)> Who has ever seriously used that phrase irl?
sturgill Simpson Is raising coronavirus funds with a dick daddy survival school themed merch campaign
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,333
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,335
@previous (F)
hmmmm. i don't think bert would earn a gold bracelet let alone be Crowned a king dick daddy. that's a spot for the Big Boys
hmmmm. i don't think bert would earn a gold bracelet let alone be Crowned a king dick daddy. that's a spot for the Big Boys
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,338
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Wait, is there like a heirarchy of dick daddies?
Like: No Dick Daddy -> Small Dick Daddy -> Regular Dick Daddy -> Above Average Dick Daddy, etc.? Who licenses these people and what are the criteria for it? There could be a lot to this that we are just missing by treating it without the seriousness it deserves.
Wait, is there like a heirarchy of dick daddies?
Like: No Dick Daddy -> Small Dick Daddy -> Regular Dick Daddy -> Above Average Dick Daddy, etc.? Who licenses these people and what are the criteria for it? There could be a lot to this that we are just missing by treating it without the seriousness it deserves.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,342
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,343
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,352
@1,116,342 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Elaborate pls. I want to hear theories.
@previous (G)
Whom are the members of that commission?
Elaborate pls. I want to hear theories.
@previous (G)
Whom are the members of that commission?
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,378
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,388
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,397
I don't need any large-penised fathers telling me to stay inside! Jair Bolsonaro and Donald Trump, two of the finest leaders in the world, have pointed out that the coronavirus isn't so bad. I trust these men completely! These "virologists" are probably just Soros stooges anyway.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,399
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
A friend of mine garnered the nickname "large father" in a small group of friends i had once. thats irrelevant to everything but i just enjoy it a lot.
A friend of mine garnered the nickname "large father" in a small group of friends i had once. thats irrelevant to everything but i just enjoy it a lot.
Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,402
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,403
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !!iNo3FkiZx)
He had - and presumably still has - dad-like habits (wearing slide-style slippers, sometimes with socks, always having the map with him, making itineraries for our trips, walking ahead of the group at all times, being exceptionally skilled with a wheelbarrow).
He had - and presumably still has - dad-like habits (wearing slide-style slippers, sometimes with socks, always having the map with him, making itineraries for our trips, walking ahead of the group at all times, being exceptionally skilled with a wheelbarrow).
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,409
@1,116,388 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
The Big Dick Daddy Derek's once fought the Lesbian Lynch Mob in a vicious TERF war across the chans.
The Big Dick Daddy Derek's once fought the Lesbian Lynch Mob in a vicious TERF war across the chans.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,619
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,938
*Big Daddy Derek
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,948
Big Dick Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,955
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,956
I miss Big Daddy Derek, and the ancillary Dereks he commanded. He was an actual poster.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,117,155
i have 4k thanks to the government, my jobs severance pay, and taxes coming back. I just bought a real doll and now im off to buy a really fancy guitar and score drugs.