Minichan

Topic: Midnight Gambling

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,914

Anything could happen!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #1,116,265

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,278

Get hyped up folks..

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,279

$2

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,280

Inb4 bert doesn't win shit.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,281

Ok, place your bets now.

Will he:

A.) Win $2 or less
B.) Win $3 or more

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,282

Only a few more minutes now.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,283

@1,116,281 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

The smallest sum he could win on a two dollar ticket is two dollars.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,284

@previous (C)
Yes, but he could also win nothing!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,286

@1,116,283 (C)
But it could be 50 thousand!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,289

I wmswear upon Jesus, if I win 50,000 I will give you all $1000 dollars.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,290

@1,116,284 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I believe that would be losing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,291

@previous (C)
Fag..
Five minutes.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,293

This is it...now is the reckoning.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,294

@1,116,290 (C)
Or winning in reverse, if you think about it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,295

Are you ready?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,297

@1,116,294 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I can't really argue with that.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,298

Results

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,300

Here goes :

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,301

Easy come...easy go...maybe next time.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,303

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,304

@previous (A)
@1,116,281 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Congratulations to everyone who voted A.)! You have at least a rudimentary understanding of the probabilities of winning the lottery.

Fair Do's Tennessee Lottery

Hard lines, Anonymous A

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,305

In after bert didn't win shit.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,307

@1,116,304 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Every day for three months i bought a $2 or $3 scratch ticket. Cashed them in at the end and got over $200. Can't remember exactly. I think like $240.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,311

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Nice! 90 days * $2.50 is what, $210? You turned a tidy profit and beat the odds. What made you want to play it that much? I'd tell you that kind of luck means you should probably buy a lottery ticket but...well..you know...

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,315

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why do you not see she is a goddamn liar.
You're refusal to see this is going to ruin this site.
I feel sad for you.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,318

@1,116,311 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'd never done a scratch ticket! Boyfriend would pick one up for me when he went to get beer or smokes or whatever. Neat way to occupy a few minutes and ended up breaking even or maybe even turning a profit.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,319

@1,116,315 (A)
Why would i lie about something so petty? That's like two days' pay for me.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,321

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

You are a liar and an uppity tart.. I know because bert said so..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,322

@1,116,315 (A)
I have no way of knowing with 100% certainty if Trip is lying or not. If she is, I genuinely do not care, because it's an incredibly inconsequential thing to lie about. If she isn't, it's a neat thing that happened. I don't think the fate of this website hinges on whether or not I think Trip is telling the truth about the time she made a tiny profit buying lottery tickets. Maybe I am just gravely underestimating the threat she currently poses to human civilization though.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,323

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Reading bert's implications of how i gravely affect minichan, his life, and the world really makes me feel important.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,334

@1,116,318 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Aw that's cute! And at $2/day cost in the worst case, that's not a bad way to spend a couple minutes each day.
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You are far more powerful than even you could have imagined. I will be making sure you do not use your immense power for evil, though at the end of the day, I cannot stop you!

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,340

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

She still hasn't stopped using her radar to interupt my sleep.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,341

@previous (C)
Fuck!!! When will the deceit and madness end???????

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,344

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Probably never, tbh.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,346

@previous (C)
Oh well that's good. At least there's no uncertainty so you can plan your life around it.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,350

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Or Trip could just stop being responsible for everything bad that happens.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,351

@previous (C)
Yeah I wouldn't hold my breath on that bud.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,355

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
but will you be holding your breath after some reps as per the wim hof method of breath holding
bro. it's crazy

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,360

@1,116,334 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's it, it was never a huge investment and we were never broke enough that the couple bucks a day mattered. I appreciated that he picked up the tickets just to give me something to do. :>

@1,116,350 (C)
I'm sorry, I don't know how.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,367

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Well, could you at least stop interupting my sleep?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,369

@previous (C)
i'll file a request for you. administration will respond in 15-35 business days.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,372

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Tnx, bb. <3

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,416

@1,116,321 (C)

> You are a liar and an uppity tart.. I know because bert said so..

*uppity cunt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,507

We should do this again. Everyone needs to get their own scratch card.


It's a great idea.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,509

Anything could happen!

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,510

@1,116,507 (A)

No it isn't.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,512

@previous (C)
Aw come on, it's an activity that we can participate in as a group.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,513

@previous (A)

Yeah, let's waste money on lottery scratchers as a group. Great idea.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,514

@previous (C)
Sometimes someone might get a $5 $10 $20 $30 ticket and win big!

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,515

@previous (A)

So what?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,516

Externally hosted imageI want some support on this idea.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,517

@previous (A)

Fuck you. It's a stupid idea.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,518

We could at least do it once like next Friday or Saturday night and see how it goes, folks.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,519

Admin:

please block Anon C from the next Midnight Gambling Party until he apologizes for being an ass.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,526

@previous (A)
Will do.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,530

@1,116,355 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
too many reps, not enough cigs

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,542

@1,116,526 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Yeah, I probably won't post in it, at all.

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,595

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That is preferable. Thanks.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,626

@1,116,507 (A)
They're not selling scratch tickets during the lockdown.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,627

@1,116,595 (A)
I love this setimage and whoever did it.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,787

@1,116,530 (H)
real talk, shit's funner hard while planking

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,792

@1,116,626 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

It truly is a masterpiece, and I can not take credit for it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,811

@1,116,626 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Canada is weird.
There are like hundreds of thousands of places to buy scratchers in the U.S. right now.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,818

@previous (A)
It's to reduce risk of transmission to shop workers. They're not currently accepting returns of cans/bottles for the deposit either.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,822

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
There these new fangled thing called wet wipes. They come in a plastic container and a person can totally sanitize their hands in an instant!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,823

@previous (A)
I'm not against measures taken to reduce risk to shop workers. Especially since sanitizer and other cleaning supplies have been in short supply.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,834

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> Trying to explain common logic to bert.
> Upitty 2(dox) year old who doesn't have a single thought worth while.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,839

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Suck my unwashed testicles whilst I humiliate you by talking about how you are all there is as cuck.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,840

@previous (A)
When was the last time you had an IRL friend?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,843

@1,116,839 (A)

Actually, this is prime bertfield material.

Anonymous C double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,846

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Apocalypse Indy™ !xINDYpXglg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,116,876

@OProdigal

Well, did you win?
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