@OP
> Please fill out the following survey:
Fuck off
> Would you describe yourself as pro or anti hamfist?
Pro. I like ham, and fisting
> What do you think about expanding the hamfist enterprise to other venues?
Show me a viable business model, fgt
> If hamfist was a tree, what type would he be and why?
marijuana tree, because I said so
> What frozen dessert most reminds you of hamfist?
That time I was really stoned and ate a package of frozen prosciutto
> Has hamfist touched your life in any way?
not yet
> What is your favorite hamfist by-product?
cock
> Choose three (3) people that, combined, would most accurrately form the hamfist ethos.
Kimmo Alm, Kimmo Alm, and Kimmo Alm
@OP
> Please fill out the following survey:
>
> Would you describe yourself as pro or anti hamfist?
>
I like to consider myself pro-choice.
> What do you think about expanding the hamfist enterprise to other venues?
>
I think it's long overdue.
> If hamfist was a tree, what type would he be and why?
>
Dogwood. Because.
> What frozen dessert most reminds you of hamfist?
>
Otter Pops.
> Has hamfist touched your life in any way?
>
No more than a bus ad.
> What is your favorite hamfist by-product?
>
Moonlight
> Choose three (3) people that, combined, would most accurrately form the hamfist ethos.
Captain America, Captain Planet, Captain Bitchtits