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Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago#98,838
Ninjj was touring with an Icelandic death metal band. They stopped in Reykjavik for supplies. Ninjj had always wanted to try the infamous Haekarl fermented fish, so he went to the best market in town. He ate a piece of the acrid, ammonia fish. It really was pretty good, but something seemed a little off. Suddenly, his stomach started rumbling. He ran and found a frozen alley and dropped his trousers. Suddenly, a Viking Chief appeared out a time travel machine! He saw Ninjj, drew his sword, and charged! Ninjj, horrified, could not control it: he voided his bowels and spewed a fountain of haekarl diarrhea onto the Viking Chief, blasting him back onto his boat and causing him to flee in fear and confusion. Ninjj had released a Hot-Karl-Shite-King-Queef, on the hate-soiled-Viking-Chief!
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Protip: If you're going to Reykjavik, Iceland in a time machine, skip 2020 entirely. Your destination should be early spring of 1988 to catch a Sugarcubes show at the Duus pizza parlor.