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Topic: matt's most embarrassing secret: the manitoba mishap
jodi !ariasXXmaE started this discussion 6 years ago#98,836
Matt, the swashbuckling adventurer he is, had just made landfall in a small town in Manitoba after a treasurehunting scuba expedition on Hudson Bay. He wanted to try the some authentic poutine, so he stopped into a local eatery whose poutine is famous worldwide; the curds unrivaled, the gravy to die for. Matt enjoyed it, but something about the potatoes seemed a little off. He didn't get to look at them before they were fried. Suddenly, his stomach started rumbling! Matt ran into a back alley and pulled down his trousers. Just then, a raging bull moose rounded the corner and started charging at him! This scared Matt so much that he blasted out a series of high-pitched, shockingly loud poutine poots that knocked the moose out cold through sheer concussive force! Matt had expelled rancid poutine poots, on a rabid bull moose!