Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago#98,816
Ninjj, a weebo, was in Osaka for a cosplay convention. He wanted to try the world's best sushi, so he stopped into a sushi shop whose chef is famous for his fugu, which is the pufferfish: unless the chef knows what he is doing, it is deadly to the diner. Ninjj enjoyed it, but something seemed a little off. Suddenly, his stomach started rumbling! He ran into a back alley and pulled down his trousers. Just then, a Yakuza gangster rounded the corner and started shouting at Ninjj in Japanese! He ran up to Ninjj and looked at his anus, then pulled out a gun. This scared Ninjj so much that he blasted out a high-pressure fountain of fugurrhea that literally power-blasted the Yakuza out of the alley and across the street, causing him to run away in fear and disgust. Ninjj had pulled a Yucky-Poo-Pantser, on the Yakuza gangster!