Shit in my back garden
Shit in the woods
Pissed in my back garden
Pissed in the woods
Shit myself on a cushion
Pissed in the shower
Pissed in several pools
Pissed on a couch and we had to throw it out
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,114,822
@previous (Effteedee !Cs02iDB7RA)
Why do you not simply use a toilet?
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,114,823
No because I flipped the cushion :'( and cats can't flip cushions
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,114,836
@previous (Effteedee !Cs02iDB7RA)
Darn you almost got away with it too.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,114,844
Fedora.
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,114,846
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Oh damn, I forgot about that!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,114,847
Kitchen sinks because they are sturdier
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,114,865
@1,114,821 (Effteedee !Cs02iDB7RA)
Once i got home from work, closed my bedroom door with my cat and dog in, and passed right out. The cat shit on my pillow. Very close to my head.
lol replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,114,932
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He is upset with you.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,114,947
@previous (lol)
He was stuck in the room with no access to his litter box for like twelve hours. Yeah i assume he was upset.
Effteedee !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,115,090
> Shit in my back garden > Shit in the woods > Pissed in my back garden > Pissed in the woods > Shit myself on a cushion > Pissed in the shower > Pissed in several pools > Pissed on a couch and we had to throw it out
This is like 99% of modern poetry.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,115,167