Topic: I think I slightly upset my pancreas.
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,736
I drank somewhat excessively four nights in a row.
According to self diagnosis using google.
According to self diagnosis using google.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,114,250
The solution is more booze. You need to show that uppity pancreas who's boss!Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,253
@previous (B)
The pain was not nice though. It lingered for an entire day after becoming sober.
I did not drink for over 24 hours and it seems ok.
I knew getting the half gallon bottle was a bad idea...it always is.
The pain was not nice though. It lingered for an entire day after becoming sober.
I did not drink for over 24 hours and it seems ok.
I knew getting the half gallon bottle was a bad idea...it always is.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,346
Let this be a warning to all the drinkers on the board of what ould happen if you were to actually drink like a grown ass man.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,347
I feel pretty good again after abstaining for 36 hours.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,348
Better than your immune system saying, "FUCK YO PANCREAS, NI???!", at the age of 5.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,353
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,357
Yes there are serious health risks that come about as a result of drinking excessively, both in the short and long term! I hope you feel better but also hope you cut back on the alcohol more.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,361
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
When I get it by the pint I drink two or three times in a week and typically there has been 2 or 3 weeks before I get another pint...in the last six months or so.
I now have 3 old pint bottles filled up and stashed though from the 1.75 L bottle.
Plus before that I had the 2 pints of 100 proof. I bet it was the 100 proof that sparked this problem! Yuck.
Anyways I should just find some damn pot but the only guy I knew for that is a dude I worked with like a year ago.
There are a couple of guys in my neighborhood I could ask I guess since they almost seem the type.
When I get it by the pint I drink two or three times in a week and typically there has been 2 or 3 weeks before I get another pint...in the last six months or so.
I now have 3 old pint bottles filled up and stashed though from the 1.75 L bottle.
Plus before that I had the 2 pints of 100 proof. I bet it was the 100 proof that sparked this problem! Yuck.
Anyways I should just find some damn pot but the only guy I knew for that is a dude I worked with like a year ago.
There are a couple of guys in my neighborhood I could ask I guess since they almost seem the type.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,432
@OPert Enjoy your untreated hypertension, diabetes, and fatty liver disease!
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,436
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,475
The discomfort seems to be gone. I now am faced with the difficult decision of whether it is time to open up the bottle again or not.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,499
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,504
@1,114,353 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Lots of people have their pancreas ripped out of their bodies and never miss it one single bit.
Lots of people have their pancreas ripped out of their bodies and never miss it one single bit.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,924
@1,114,499 (C)
Why are ants able to fight off viral infections?
'cause they have little anty-bodies
Why are ants able to fight off viral infections?
'cause they have little anty-bodies
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