Topic: you have to fuck an animal

jodi !ariasXXmaE started this discussion 6 years ago #98,734

choose wisely

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
frog	1	8%
dog	-	0%
sheep	3	23%
chicken	-	0%
horse	5	38%
orangutan	-	0%
dolphin	4	31%
python	-	0%
ostrich	-	0%

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later[^] [v] #1,114,198

Once you try horse, you never go borse

A horse joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,199

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

As a horse, I can confirm this.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,239

Why do I have to pick just one?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,240

Why is goat not on the list?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,241

@1,114,239 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I cannot believe this guy! Number one crazy on Minichan!

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,281

I wish a duck was an option. Their penises are wild..

I will take horse though if I have to choose.

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,285

I feel like I'm finally getting the hang of how to post on a chan

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,289

@previous (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
Thanks I hate it.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,290

@1,114,285 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
Yes, good, this unusual and disturbing image is a good start. Very chanlike.

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,294

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,296

@1,114,285 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
Sex with animals and suicide (not necessarily in that order) are our two main areas of interest. You will fit right in if you keep this up!

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,298

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm glad we fill the sub-$20 suicide niche. We've really captured that market nicely.

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,299

Tteh and his dolphin lover

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,300

@previous (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
The blowhole is just too enticing. ?

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,301

~bah bah black sheep have you any wool~

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,304

@1,114,285 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)

Furry pics that include gratuitous amounts of urine are preferred on this forum. Fake Anon loves them.

@1,114,299 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)

I never knew tteh had a mullet...

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,308

Please delete this thread.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,310

@previous (E)
This is easily the best thread on the front page of Minichan. Why would I ever delete it?

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,311

@1,114,304 (C)

The moar you know

He also has a lazy eye and club feet.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,313

@previous (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)

He wouldn't happen to also have a cleft palate, would he?

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,314

@1,114,308 (E)
Ah, you must be a new user, not yet used to the off-beat humour we have here!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,315

@1,114,311 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
Hot. What are his negative traits though?

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,316

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He only moderates and makes admin decisions when he's really drunk and/or high. Big negative trait.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,317

@previous (F)

> only moderates and makes admin decisions when he's really drunk and/or high.
> Big negative trait.

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,318

@previous (C)

Yeah I thought you said negatives.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,319

@1,114,317 (C)
@previous (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
Yes thank you for asking the logical next question.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,338

@1,114,294 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
Wtf

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,341

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

Don't you know tasteful art when you see it

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,343

@1,114,338 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Disappointed that you found this disturbing instead of funny. Green... Lad...

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,354

thank you Mary ?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,376

@1,114,281 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)

Pigs also have corkscrew shaped penises, also.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,377

So is ftd a furry?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,477

@1,114,310 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Because they left out goats. Obviously amateurs.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,480

@1,114,299 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
That side-eye.

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,539

@1,114,477 (E)
but I included sheep

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,548

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
A quarter pounder is not the same as a whopper.

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,549

@previous (E)
not my fault you like fucking goats more than sheep friend

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,554

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
https://arvr.google.com/scene-viewer?file=https://storage.googleapis.com/ar-answers-in-search-models/static/AlpineGoat/model.glb&title=Goat

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,557

@previous (E)
looks like a sheared sheep to me

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,559

I want to fuck kids!

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,560

@previous (Syntax)
ugh drop it

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,565

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Ok but this thread reminded me that I want to stick my 77 year old dick up into some kid's rear ends.

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,568

@previous (Syntax)
wow cool it. not a good joke

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,570

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
aw he was just kidding

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,583

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
now that's what I call a joke

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,603

@1,114,570 (Sheila LaBoof)

:> That wordplay does amuse.

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,642

good draad

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,646

I can't believe I'm the first person to vote "frog." This forum really is full of absolute fucking retards. Horse, seriously?

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,647

@previous (L)
yeah, frog was the first option for a reason

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,650

@1,138,646 (L)
Please read this
https://clickhole.com/so-sexy-these-6-frogs-don-t-even-have-to-be-princes-in-1840534780/?utm_source=spotim&utm_medium=spotim_recirculation

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,659

@1,114,285 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)

That dick seems too small proportionally

A horse replied with this 5 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,138,784

@1,138,646 (L)

I'll fuck you, biped.

Love, A horse

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 1 week later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,351

Listen to how a master of theater would put on a production of Equus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwX5ABvX3Bo

jodie !foster2PAQ (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,396

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
200 head of camel. and you can do whatever you want with these camels. these are the camels we bring out to radio city

Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,141,398

Jane Goodall fucked those apes.

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 3 years later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,060

@1,138,650 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Did you have a frog themed dildo?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,062

@previous (E)
I dont use dildoes. I dont even like penetration

Anonymous E replied with this 2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,240,064

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Have you ever ridden a SYBIAN?