Topic: Green's Shocking Secret: Kinshasa Kaka
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,717 Green was on a safari in the Congo, and stopped in Kinshasa to try some of their famous roast goat and banana beer. It was delicious, but something in the goat was a little off. He quickly found a back alley and dropped his trousers. Right when he was about to poop, a lion from a herd ran up and licked his anus. Green could not hold it: he sprayed diarrhea all over the magnificent beast. He had released a turd scion, on a herd lion.
B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,113,978 Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,113,993 @previous (B)
> Why so anon?
Because he's a dumbass.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,114,081 McLMAO!
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,114,082 @1,113,978 (B)
Calm down. You are repeating phrases again. Please take your autism pills.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,114,087 how could you. don't make me expose the shinjuku shit-jutsu
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,114,088 @previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
You wouldn't dare!
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,114,090 @previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Does the Columbian Calamity ring a bell?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,114,093 @previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
You wouldn't McDare!
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago [^] [v] #1,114,254 @previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Do you think I am manbluffing?
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