Topic: Petition to ban Triptych until she stops disrupting everyone's sleep with her radar!
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 6 years ago #98,662
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes, ban her so we can sleep | 1 | 8% | |
| Don't ban | 1 | 8% | |
| Triptych is responsible for everything bad in my life | 11 | 85% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,113,339
Triptych made my dinner cold, and created a slab leak in my apartment!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,341
Agree strongly.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,342
triptych gave me coronavirus
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,346
Triptych turned me into a newt
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,348
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,349
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,351
Buuuuuurn her!!!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,354
Trip rendered me barren
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,355
Triptych was the mastermind behind the Great Twattering.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,358
Trip gave me crabs.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,359
Trip removed the paper from the ATM, so I couldn't check if I got my Trumpbux™.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,361
Trip made all the pints of everclear sell out so I couldn't find any..
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,369
I saw triptych at a grocery store in Quebec City yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,376
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,383
My turtle told me triptych turned him gay
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,398
Triptych made me fat.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,400
Triptych turned off the water in my apartment complex, so I can't shower.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,406
Triptych turned Matt, Syntax and Bert into the horrors that they are today. They were all normal family men until Triptych got ahold of them...
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,410
Trip broke into my house, stole all my food, and gave it to Meta.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,530
gosh ilu all
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,531
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,534
@1,113,530 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)Wha new sickness are you here to tell about after your short absence?
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,535
Triptych took all the wire hangers in my apartment, and tried to sell me to pirates.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,536
Triptych rearranged my stamp collection.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,541
Triptych made me wait behind her, while she paid for $1,300 worth of groceries entirely in unrolled pennies.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,591
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,592
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,594
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,595
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,598
@previous (B)
It's ok, bert makes me scared to post here. I totally didn't just sleep a lot and ignore minichan. I was just fucking terrified of bert. He is your only salvation. Praise be to bert.
It's ok, bert makes me scared to post here. I totally didn't just sleep a lot and ignore minichan. I was just fucking terrified of bert. He is your only salvation. Praise be to bert.
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Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,601
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I can understand that. He is very cunning... Always playing complicated mindgames with people.
I can understand that. He is very cunning... Always playing complicated mindgames with people.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,605
@previous (M)
I just don't know if I could handle being completely destroyed by him again. I spent days crying in bed after the last time, that's why I haven't been posting.
I just don't know if I could handle being completely destroyed by him again. I spent days crying in bed after the last time, that's why I haven't been posting.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,607
@1,113,598 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh, I'm sure you didn't pass out for a while, after being up so late. Bert can be pretty scary.
Oh, I'm sure you didn't pass out for a while, after being up so late. Bert can be pretty scary.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,618
@previous (B)
He calls me mean names :( i just crave his approval and acceptance, I'll never feel whole until I gain that
He calls me mean names :( i just crave his approval and acceptance, I'll never feel whole until I gain that
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Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,620
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Maybe if you would realize what a true southern gentleman he is, and stop being so snippy.
Maybe if you would realize what a true southern gentleman he is, and stop being so snippy.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,625
@previous (B)
Fucking uppity millenials, lording their jobs over clearly superior unemployed alcoholics.
Fucking uppity millenials, lording their jobs over clearly superior unemployed alcoholics.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,639
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You said it. We are just a bunch of uppity, employed, children. Who can't hold a candle to a drunken drug burn-out, living off mommy's social security. We should probably just kill ourselves.
You said it. We are just a bunch of uppity, employed, children. Who can't hold a candle to a drunken drug burn-out, living off mommy's social security. We should probably just kill ourselves.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,645
@previous (B)
Am I even a millennial? I think I'm on the cusp of gen z, maybe.
We'll never measure up to all that is man. I bet you dont even threaten to rape women or curbstomp men, you cuck.
Am I even a millennial? I think I'm on the cusp of gen z, maybe.
We'll never measure up to all that is man. I bet you dont even threaten to rape women or curbstomp men, you cuck.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,648
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's true... I've never once threatened to rape anybody, or threatened explicit violence against anyone. How can I even say I'm alive. =,(
It's true... I've never once threatened to rape anybody, or threatened explicit violence against anyone. How can I even say I'm alive. =,(