Topic: If my life in Europe became shit, could I go to America like that mouse?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,651

The way I see it, if I somehow managed to absolutely lose everything including my sanity but just with enough money for a ticket to the us, then why not? I'd be homeless anyway except I'd be in America and living some kind of stereotypical lifestyle of a person searching for a better life.

Also apparently it's easy to live there illegally?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,113,294

Its not 1865 any more I'm afraid, they don't want the tired hungry and huddled masses.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,298

that's the only reason there's people in the us so probably

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,300

@previous (dreamworks)

> that's the only reason there's people in the us so probably

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,304

@1,113,298 (dreamworks)

Nomadic lifestyles are the reason people first came to the American continent. Eventually the ice bridge between Alaska and Russia in the Bering strait melted, and they were stuck.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,327

@previous (E)

And so did the Europeans except their bridge was money. Plus I've always wondered that if my English was good enough, i could just say that I was a cult child from a obscure mormon cult that no longer exists.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,340

yes be fievel

q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,371

i could go to europe for the same reason, but I havent. maybe i think id be bored there..

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,463

@1,113,304 (E)
sux to be them

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,469

wiki says:
House mice usually live in proximity to humans, in or around houses or fields. Originally native to Asia (probably northern India), they spread to the eastern Mediterranean about 13,000 B.C., only spreading into the rest of Europe around 1000 B.C. This time lag is thought to be because the mice require agrarian human settlements above a certain size.[57] They have since been spread to all parts of the globe by humans.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,471

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Species synergy ftw.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,045

@1,113,463 (dreamworks)

Yes, I imagine hunting everything you eat with sharpened sticks, and following your food source around sucks quite a bit.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,048

@previous (E)

Fresh meat every day, sleeping on your hammock under the stars each night, cameraderie besides the fire, a new loincloth each day. Heaven!

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,050

@1,113,304 (E)
But why did they emigrate over the ice bridge? Because the place they were living in was overcrowded and shitty.

They're not "native" Americans. Their ancestors just immigrated first.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,052

@1,114,048 (B)

And being hunted by large predators, no healthcare, being trampled by animals you're trying to hunt.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,326

@previous (E)

That's why you tribe up and aquire a shaman dumbass ??

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,329

@previous (B)

That literally doesn't solve any of those problems.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,330

@previous (E)

Yes it does.

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,081

@1,114,050 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
yes we are all native africans

dreamworks double-posted this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,082

or are we natively from the oceans??

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,115,195

@previous (dreamworks)
This one.

Minichan