Topic: Happy Monday of "Stimulus Check Week"!
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago #98,624
No check yet? Aww, you got duped by the con man Trump yet again!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,112,984
People are already getting them. I will bump this thread when I get mine just to make this stop.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,986
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Name a single Minichanner who has received one. You sound like Trump, referring to ambiguous "people" who say and do things.
Name a single Minichanner who has received one. You sound like Trump, referring to ambiguous "people" who say and do things.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,988
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,990
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,991
@1,112,986 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
There are 330 million americans. Maybe 25 of them use minichan. This is such an asinine point! There are news articles about it, see for example here. I have no idea why you are so invested in denying this is happening.
There are 330 million americans. Maybe 25 of them use minichan. This is such an asinine point! There are news articles about it, see for example here. I have no idea why you are so invested in denying this is happening.
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,993
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,996
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,998
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Because no one here can name anyone who received one. It is fake news, a con job.
Because no one here can name anyone who received one. It is fake news, a con job.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,999
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> Because no one here can name anyone who received one. It is fake news, a con job.
There are roughly 8 billion new things per day for which to accuse Trump of lying. This is an odd one to pick.
> Because no one here can name anyone who received one. It is fake news, a con job.
There are roughly 8 billion new things per day for which to accuse Trump of lying. This is an odd one to pick.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,001
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,002
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,003
@1,112,998 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
It fucking is not. When I do get my $1200 from the gubmint, you will need to pen a sincere apology to Donald Trump on minichan.org or face consequences.
It fucking is not. When I do get my $1200 from the gubmint, you will need to pen a sincere apology to Donald Trump on minichan.org or face consequences.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,004
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,009
@previous (D)
> A 96 hour ban!
How bout a 1,200 hour ban? And for the ban to be lifted sooner, he has to donate that 1200 dollar check to MC?
> A 96 hour ban!
How bout a 1,200 hour ban? And for the ban to be lifted sooner, he has to donate that 1200 dollar check to MC?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,018
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,046
@1,112,991 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I have no idea why you are so invested in denying this is happening.
Matt's hatred of Trump is to the point where Matt believes literally everything any member of the Trump administration says is a lie.
It's to the point where if Trump said "The sky is blue" Matt would throw a shitfit about it and make a dozen topics about how, no, it's actually because of blue light wavelengths being scattered by the gas molecules in Earth's atmosphere and the nitrogen, oxygen, and trace amounts of other gases that compose the Earth's atmosphere are actually colorless so therefore the sky is not actually blue.
> I have no idea why you are so invested in denying this is happening.
Matt's hatred of Trump is to the point where Matt believes literally everything any member of the Trump administration says is a lie.
It's to the point where if Trump said "The sky is blue" Matt would throw a shitfit about it and make a dozen topics about how, no, it's actually because of blue light wavelengths being scattered by the gas molecules in Earth's atmosphere and the nitrogen, oxygen, and trace amounts of other gases that compose the Earth's atmosphere are actually colorless so therefore the sky is not actually blue.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,049
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I mean at least in that case Matt has an argument that he could be right. This would be like if Trump said "Tuesday is the day after Monday" and Matt kept pointing to the calendar and saying, "Another hour passed and it's still Monday! Tuesday is fake news!" It will eventually be Tuesday, even if it isn't Tuesday right now, or an hour from now, or five hours from now. Denying that is absurd.
I mean at least in that case Matt has an argument that he could be right. This would be like if Trump said "Tuesday is the day after Monday" and Matt kept pointing to the calendar and saying, "Another hour passed and it's still Monday! Tuesday is fake news!" It will eventually be Tuesday, even if it isn't Tuesday right now, or an hour from now, or five hours from now. Denying that is absurd.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,050
@1,112,984 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Unfortunately, I doubt OP will stop obsessing until Bert gets one.
Unfortunately, I doubt OP will stop obsessing until Bert gets one.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,051
Matt is trolling but he doesn’t deserve to be played along with. He should be viciously called a retard and a moron. We don’t laugh with MAtt we laugh at him.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,054
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,075
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,078
@1,113,051 (C)
I am NOT trolling. Trump is nothing but a liar. None of you will EVER get that fake check.
I am NOT trolling. Trump is nothing but a liar. None of you will EVER get that fake check.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,080
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Now I picture you sitting on the floor with your arms crossed and pouting. You do seem a bit cross.
Now I picture you sitting on the floor with your arms crossed and pouting. You do seem a bit cross.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,131
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,142
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,145
@previous (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
MY check will be be here on Wednesday or Thursdays is what I expect.
I can hardly wait to take a pic of the screen of the ATM for you...and add many 'lols' in my triumphant post about having my $1200.
The ladies of mc shall all come calling for me wanting a date I bet.
MY check will be be here on Wednesday or Thursdays is what I expect.
I can hardly wait to take a pic of the screen of the ATM for you...and add many 'lols' in my triumphant post about having my $1200.
The ladies of mc shall all come calling for me wanting a date I bet.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,727
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,774
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,777
@previous (G)
And Montreal is an awesome place to be. Way better than buttfuck Tennessee, that's for sure.
And Montreal is an awesome place to be. Way better than buttfuck Tennessee, that's for sure.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,778
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,779
@previous (G)
https://www.forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2020/04/14/stimulus-checks-may-be-delayed-because-trump-wants-his-name-printed-on-them-report-says/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2020/04/14/stimulus-checks-may-be-delayed-because-trump-wants-his-name-printed-on-them-report-says/
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,782
@1,113,778 (G)
I have never heard anyone say they want to go to Tennessee lol. People move to Montreal from all over the world.
I have never heard anyone say they want to go to Tennessee lol. People move to Montreal from all over the world.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,787
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Tennessee is a bunch of inbred, toothless hillbillies. I have been to Montreal. In addition to being the biggest francophone city outside of Paris, it is a fucking great city. How could Bert know anything, considering he has never traveled?
Tennessee is a bunch of inbred, toothless hillbillies. I have been to Montreal. In addition to being the biggest francophone city outside of Paris, it is a fucking great city. How could Bert know anything, considering he has never traveled?
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,804
scatman !!C9h1vWLZ/ replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,810
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,857
@1,112,998 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)Ok I have received the money in my account. What would you like your punishment to be:
1. Writing a 1200 word apology to Donald Trump and posting it on the fora by tomorrow morning
OR
2. A 1200 minute (20 hour) ban.
Choose wisely. If you pick 1 and do not post it by noon tomorrow you will receive option #2.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,860
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,861
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I was trying to make it be exactly $4206.9 so I transferred money out of my savings accounts but then also had other credits/debits that fucked everything up last minute, and no way to fix it easily and fit it into a screenshot. :( I don't normally have $5k sitting in checking because that's a waste of money!
I was trying to make it be exactly $4206.9 so I transferred money out of my savings accounts but then also had other credits/debits that fucked everything up last minute, and no way to fix it easily and fit it into a screenshot. :( I don't normally have $5k sitting in checking because that's a waste of money!
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,866
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,867
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sex, drugs, and rock & roll of course.
After paying off any high interest debt and setting aside money for planned expenses each month, I keep ~6 months of expenses in savings or liquid investments and dump the rest into various retirement accounts. I could throw a couple bucks into trying to play the stock market but honestly I'd rather "invest" that money flying to Vegas, getting drunk, and betting on sports and shit. Seems as likely to yield money & more fun overall.
I live a pretty wild financial life as I'm sure you can tell. Reckless behavior really.
Sex, drugs, and rock & roll of course.
After paying off any high interest debt and setting aside money for planned expenses each month, I keep ~6 months of expenses in savings or liquid investments and dump the rest into various retirement accounts. I could throw a couple bucks into trying to play the stock market but honestly I'd rather "invest" that money flying to Vegas, getting drunk, and betting on sports and shit. Seems as likely to yield money & more fun overall.
I live a pretty wild financial life as I'm sure you can tell. Reckless behavior really.
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Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,871
@1,113,145 (G)
> I can hardly wait to take a pic of the screen of the ATM for you...
Nor can I, I'm waiting for the "$1200.27".
> I can hardly wait to take a pic of the screen of the ATM for you...
Nor can I, I'm waiting for the "$1200.27".
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,879
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,914
@1,113,867 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What high interest debt do you have? How much retirement savings do you have?
I'm actually paying someone to do my taxes this year!
What high interest debt do you have? How much retirement savings do you have?
I'm actually paying someone to do my taxes this year!
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,916
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How do you possibly need someone to do your taxes.
You take the amount you earned...look at the table to see how much tax you owe...then check what ever you guys check that against and then do a simple arithmetic function to determine if your due a refund or need to pay a small amount.
Is that not pretty much correct?
How do you possibly need someone to do your taxes.
You take the amount you earned...look at the table to see how much tax you owe...then check what ever you guys check that against and then do a simple arithmetic function to determine if your due a refund or need to pay a small amount.
Is that not pretty much correct?
Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,917
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,918
@1,113,916 (G)
I've done my taxes every year so far. I've heard that an accountant is more likely to get you a better tax return. I also had 5 jobs, tuition, and both provincial and federal student loans + repayments last year, so it's kind of a pain in the ass. In addition, she's a friend and a lot of people could use work so I'm glad to give her a bit of income. I didn't keep my receipts for medical bills last year though, whoops.
I've done my taxes every year so far. I've heard that an accountant is more likely to get you a better tax return. I also had 5 jobs, tuition, and both provincial and federal student loans + repayments last year, so it's kind of a pain in the ass. In addition, she's a friend and a lot of people could use work so I'm glad to give her a bit of income. I didn't keep my receipts for medical bills last year though, whoops.
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Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,919
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,920
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,921
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I opined you could take care of it with turbotax without too much hassle at all...but then you said in response that you had made a decision to use a tax person that you know. So therefore in response to your speaking to me...it was appropriate to acknowledge what you said...so I simply said ok that's fine.
I opined you could take care of it with turbotax without too much hassle at all...but then you said in response that you had made a decision to use a tax person that you know. So therefore in response to your speaking to me...it was appropriate to acknowledge what you said...so I simply said ok that's fine.
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Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,922
@1,113,918 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Medical Bill's? Oh so they dont actually pay for everything for that there? I thought it was supposed to be covered for all citizens.
Medical Bill's? Oh so they dont actually pay for everything for that there? I thought it was supposed to be covered for all citizens.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,923
@1,113,145 (G)
> The ladies of mc shall all come calling for me wanting a date I bet.
Out of sheer morbid curiosity, what would a date with you look like? As in, imagine if Triptych did in fact agree to a date and you've finally got money to spend. What would you plan for the evening?
> The ladies of mc shall all come calling for me wanting a date I bet.
Out of sheer morbid curiosity, what would a date with you look like? As in, imagine if Triptych did in fact agree to a date and you've finally got money to spend. What would you plan for the evening?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,924
@previous (L)
The date would start in his mom's basement with an ice cold glass of coca cola. Bert would then bring out his home cooked meal:
A delectable barbecue chip appetizer
An expertly prepared frozen store bought Red Baron pizza.
And for dessert...six shots of ever clear poured into a bottle of blue Gatorade.
The evening's entertainment will be watching whatever movie from the 1970s happens to be on TV, followed by several hours of shitposting on Minichan.
Yep....
The date would start in his mom's basement with an ice cold glass of coca cola. Bert would then bring out his home cooked meal:
A delectable barbecue chip appetizer
An expertly prepared frozen store bought Red Baron pizza.
And for dessert...six shots of ever clear poured into a bottle of blue Gatorade.
The evening's entertainment will be watching whatever movie from the 1970s happens to be on TV, followed by several hours of shitposting on Minichan.
Yep....
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Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,928
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Let's not forget the mystery of why Trip feels like she was raped after she passed out.
Let's not forget the mystery of why Trip feels like she was raped after she passed out.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,930
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,938
@1,113,923 (L)
Some dinner and a movie thing or drinks at a bar where they had a band playing...or a stroll through the city ending in a crazy drunken bar crawl down at The Strip next to the college.
Some dinner and a movie thing or drinks at a bar where they had a band playing...or a stroll through the city ending in a crazy drunken bar crawl down at The Strip next to the college.
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Anonymous G double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,939
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,973
@1,113,938 (G)
> Some dinner and a movie thing or drinks at a bar where they had a band playing...or a stroll through the city ending in a crazy drunken bar crawl down at The Strip next to the college.
Nice!
> Some dinner and a movie thing or drinks at a bar where they had a band playing...or a stroll through the city ending in a crazy drunken bar crawl down at The Strip next to the college.
Nice!
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,976
@1,113,928 (F)
I had a terrible rape nightmare this morning and for a moment i thought you were referring to that
I had a terrible rape nightmare this morning and for a moment i thought you were referring to that
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,985
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> I had a terrible rape nightmare this morning and for a moment i thought you were referring to that
I had no idea you dreamed about that. I'm sorry.
> I had a terrible rape nightmare this morning and for a moment i thought you were referring to that
I had no idea you dreamed about that. I'm sorry.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,987
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,113,997
@1,113,985 (F)
No reason to be sorry! I was just very confused for a bit wondering if i had mentioned it here or not. It's weird though, it bothered me a lot more than the murder nightmares have.
No reason to be sorry! I was just very confused for a bit wondering if i had mentioned it here or not. It's weird though, it bothered me a lot more than the murder nightmares have.
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WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,015
I got mine already.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,020
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,022
I got my Trumpbux™ today, forum.
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,118
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,122
I got mine
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,140
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,173
Got mine as well. @OP's starting to get sweaty over there.chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,195
@1,113,987 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That nightmare made me feel really shitty all day - even cried a few times - but now I'm high and cuddling with boyfriend and we're watching a movie (he's in the bathroom right now) and i finally feel better :)
I love cuddles
That nightmare made me feel really shitty all day - even cried a few times - but now I'm high and cuddling with boyfriend and we're watching a movie (he's in the bathroom right now) and i finally feel better :)
I love cuddles
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,235
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,435
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I recommend getting high and cuddling with your roommate to watch a movie
I recommend getting high and cuddling with your roommate to watch a movie
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,440
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I do not like him that way! We may have a drink and play some video games though. Less intimate more hetero.
I do not like him that way! We may have a drink and play some video games though. Less intimate more hetero.