Topic: at next "red carpet" event, famous chicks stand wide and pee for some reason
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 6 years ago #98,613
This is a vision I am having
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,112,822
Are none of them wearing underwear, or is this a pee soaked panties type of situation?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,823
Do they poo?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,824
Maybe they stand wide and free bleed
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,825
It would become the orange carpet eventually!
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,826
There should be a piss tarp under the carpet to protect the pavement, if it's not in California.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,829
@1,112,824 (D)
There are now companies that make super absorbent panties (with the absorbency of 4 tampons, they say) for wearing during your period.
There are now companies that make super absorbent panties (with the absorbency of 4 tampons, they say) for wearing during your period.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,830
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,831
@1,112,826 (D)
It would take a LOT of piss in one night for there to be any impact on the pavement.
It would take a LOT of piss in one night for there to be any impact on the pavement.
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Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,835
Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,836
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,837
@1,112,835 (D)
Most great inventions and art come about because some dude wants to like fuck his neighbor's toes but she wont let him so he sculpts Mary cradling the dying body of Christ out of marble on the hopes that that his neighbor will see it and decide to let him slide his dick between her toes. She still doesn't and he dies at like age 32 of a broken heart.
@previous (D)
I dont see the relevance.
Most great inventions and art come about because some dude wants to like fuck his neighbor's toes but she wont let him so he sculpts Mary cradling the dying body of Christ out of marble on the hopes that that his neighbor will see it and decide to let him slide his dick between her toes. She still doesn't and he dies at like age 32 of a broken heart.
@previous (D)
I dont see the relevance.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,855
@1,112,835 (D)Ehhhh it seems designed by a woman. A man came up with this vagina gluestick, though.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,877
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You sure that's not just a joke? I'm not trying to mansplain but "Mensez" is a bit of a giveaway.
Maybe "glue your cunt shut" is an alt-right-wing conspiracy, who knows...
You sure that's not just a joke? I'm not trying to mansplain but "Mensez" is a bit of a giveaway.
Maybe "glue your cunt shut" is an alt-right-wing conspiracy, who knows...
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,907
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,910
@1,112,855 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
"It didn't hurt and was kind of fun."
Yeah that is a 100% dead giveaway that it was made by a dude with some kind of bizarre period fetish. And hey, if he can monetize it, good for him! Most people never make money off their depraved desires.
"It didn't hurt and was kind of fun."
Yeah that is a 100% dead giveaway that it was made by a dude with some kind of bizarre period fetish. And hey, if he can monetize it, good for him! Most people never make money off their depraved desires.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,915
Sticking your vagina closed so all the rotten lining remains inside seems like a good way to get sepsis.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,946
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,948
@1,112,915 (G)
I'm not sure there are any good ways to get sepsis. Getting sepsis in any way seems bad.
I'm not sure there are any good ways to get sepsis. Getting sepsis in any way seems bad.
