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Topic: Loading mags tonight, fora

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago #98,567

Externally hosted imageLoading mags right up my ass.

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Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,112,111

Picturing you delivering magazines to some news rack again

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,113

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
lol nah, loading .22 lr rounds for my pistol, and 5.56 NATO rounds for my rifle. I love inserting gun barrels into my anus, and the danger of having them loaded makes my dick so much harder.

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Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,118

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Oh ohkay

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,112,121

@OP

We don’t need to know where you’ll be inserting your Bad Dragon dildos.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,280

@previous (D)
Speak for yourself.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,333

Kitotp dumbass

scatman !!C9h1vWLZ/ joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,366

@OPedo
You should do something productive instead of playing with your toy guns, like exercising. You are a tubby fool.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,367

@previous (scatman !!C9h1vWLZ/)
He says he is skinny now.

scatman !!C9h1vWLZ/ replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,371

@previous (H)
His belly flops over his waistband.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,374

@previous (scatman !!C9h1vWLZ/)
Well, he can at least still see his dick if he stands in front of a mirror and holds his belly up a little.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,381

@1,114,367 (H)

Have you seen his sausage fingers?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,388

@1,112,111 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Picturing you delivering magazines to some news rack again

I was thinking he had scans of porno mags

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,390

With a gun, he doesn't need to exercise!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,397

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Who needs to exercise your body when you can exercise your right to bear arms?

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,404

@1,114,388 (Sheila LaBoof)

He has a 16K modem, and is downloading scans of porno mags. That's why it takes all night.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,407

can you believe there was a time when porno mags weren't allowed to show cunts?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,410

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
How were you supposed to know what to expect to see when you first slept with a woman? That's fucked up man.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,412

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

TBF OP was most likely downloading gay porno mags.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,413

@1,114,407 (Sheila LaBoof)
When was that?

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,415

@OP
> Loading mags right up my ass
@1,112,121 (D)
> We don’t need to know where you’ll be inserting your Bad Dragon dildos.
@1,114,381 (I)
> Have you seen his sausage fingers?
@1,114,407 (Sheila LaBoof)
> can you believe there was a time when porno mags weren't allowed to show cunts?

In an odd way, Minichan threads sometimes approach gonzo literature.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,438

@1,114,410 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> How were you supposed to know what to expect to see when you first slept with a woman? That's fucked up man.

not only that, but the supposed high-class mags like Playboy would use something called an airbrush to blur out any stray butthole that got into the shot. a kid would grow up thinking everything is clean and smooth under those fucking pubes

Penthouse would show a bit more of the cunt, but some photographers would pretend that to be a real artist, you had to make the pics all blurry like you just woke up and can't see a fuckin thing

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Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,441

@1,114,413 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> When was that?

It varies around the world as to that, surely some site has a history of what was considered criminal photography

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,444

@1,114,415 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)

These aren't the hoof prints of your ordinary, god-fearing junkie... They were too savage, too agressive...

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,459

@1,114,438 (Sheila LaBoof)
> stray butthole

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,461

@1,114,438 (Sheila LaBoof)
That fuckin sucks. So glad I grew up in the era of decent online porn.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,465

@1,114,371 (scatman !!C9h1vWLZ/)

> His belly flops over his waistband.

You know this by planting your forehead in it and smiling like a doughnut.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,474

@previous (N)
> smiling like a doughnut.

How, praytell, does one smile like a doughnut?

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,502

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