Topic: Masturbation vs sex with a (human) partner

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #9,856

Which do you enjoy more?

Inb4 sup Matt2To4sTGkimmountax

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Sex with a beautiful female	14	48%
sex with a gorgeous guy	9	31%
my hand	6	21%

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #175,856

Women come and go, but my hand will always be there for me.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 47 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #175,857

i read this as 'masturbation vs sex with a hammer'

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #175,858

@previous (C)
As long as it's not sex with a To4str, I'm okay with it. I heard that guy has hep C.

HAS hep C, I edited it to read HAS hep C, not had. No, that guy's gross.

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,859

I can't recall what sex with a woman is like.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,860

large inflatable objects

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,861

@175,859 (jump)

But sex with a little girl, you remember, right?

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,862

I think I'd enjoy sex.

jump replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,883

@175,861 (G)
Oh man, you got my number!

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
Most people do.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,885

all of the above

Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,886

I accidentally clicked gorgeous guy, but I was too rash with my decision-making and realize that's not true at all, and that my hand makes a better, truer lover

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,897

@previous (Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6)

Are you sure a cucumber is not better?

finland !iZX9l9xKP6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,921

Grrr... can I vote all of the above?? D:

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,923

@previous (finland !iZX9l9xKP6)
finland is into dudes? *eyebrow raise*

finland !iZX9l9xKP6 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,937

@previous (C)
I'm into lots of stuff, like debt.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,986

> you now realize any op that includes with "Inb4 sup Matt2To4sTGkimmountax" is most likely Matt2To4sTGkimmountax.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #176,053

@previous (L)
> errybody arrdy knew this

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,129

@previous (M)

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,247

You don't have to perform well with your hand as it won't judge you. But you have the smell and touch of sex which is a lot better.

jump replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,248

@previous (green)

> But you have the smell and touch of sex which is a lot better.

That made me never want to have sex again.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,259

@previous (jump)
Why don't you like the smell of sex?

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,263

'batin is pretty alright when you don't have any other choices.

jump replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,265

@176,259 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Its not that I don't, but now I'm thinking of green's smell during sex. I lost my boner forever.

jump double-posted this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,266

@176,263 (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
No plush animals?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,267

@176,265 (jump)
OH GOD WHY?

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,273

@176,266 (jump)
lol

jump replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,279

@previous (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
Plush animal + fleshlight (get 15% off when you use the coupon code Rogan)..

Wait, do they make furry real dolls? Id imagine someone would have thought of that by now.

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,284

@previous (jump)
> Plush animal + fleshlight (get 15% off when you use the coupon code Rogan)..
no
> Wait, do they make furry real dolls? Id imagine someone would have thought of that by now.
yes

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,406

I use my left foot, actually.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #176,442

sup to4str

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,250

@175,857 (C)
I fucked myself with a hammer once. Just put a rubber over the handle and fucking went for it. It's nice cause the top is heavy enough to pull the shaft in an out while you straddle it doggie style. Gotta get one with a smooth handle though or it's gonna hurt.

Minichan