Topic: Dildo factory explodes. Dildos rain down on church, old people's home, etc. Community outraged!

Voice of !WisdomHsuU started this discussion 15 years ago #9,854

That's my idea for the most awesome news story ever.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #175,789

lol'd

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,792

Why would it explode in the first place? How? And what kind of physical anomaly would have them raining down? And keep in mind that dildos are probably made in China, so there's probably also no church.

So no.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,801

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
This somehow surprises you?

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,814

Sounds too good to be true.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,819

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
That's because it's not. We're so sorry to let you down.

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,825

Free dildos for all!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,280

Why can't we just drop dildos on little parachutes from airplanes?

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,530

Some drawfag needs to create a visual depiction of this epic concept.

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,552

@previous (J)
haven't felt the need to break out my tablet yet

henn joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,836

HAHAHA

OH WOW

LOL 10/10 BUD

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,849

Look, buddy, I actually work at a dildo factory in Austria and I'll have you know that there is NO WAY this could ever happen. The safety systems are simply too good.

Now, on the other hand, if it was a buttplug factory...

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #177,958

wip

The Utter Legend Takesi !ftgb7YAKV6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #178,553

@175,789 (B)
you should try fapping to furries

Minichan