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Topic: we need a more efficient way to rid our hands of germs than washing

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 6 years ago #98,524

Something like a device that you place your hands into, and a mist of alcohol coats your hands. An electric spark immediately follows, and the surface of your hands is immolated. The volume of alcohol is small, so your hands should be mostly fine.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later[^] [v] #1,111,573

i do this already

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,574

Just upload your consciousness into a cyborg body and never worry about diseases again. Theres probably a YouTube video tutorial on how to do it.

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,581

the hand sanitizer box would be something like this but not exactly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A54yfyi00dI

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,583

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
loooooool

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,586

@1,111,574 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Cyborg
You would still have organic parts, you cretin.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,589

@previous (D)
oh no, my bicep sweat is shorting my forearm's secondary subprocessor

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,590

@1,111,586 (D)
And you'd have nanobots or something to fight infection easily. Go play with GI Joe toys or whatever, kid.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,591

@1,111,589 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Hey, ninjj, I really enjoyed this post.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,718

What about some sort of sonic wave on your hands that at a certain frequency destroys viruses.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,764

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
That already exists, in a way. You can buy cheap ozone generators from China. It turns the air into antifungal, antibacterial, and antiviral gas. You can also then make sanitizing water from it.

I'm not kidding. It's used extensively in industry, I have worked with it for years and I have one at home.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,766

@previous (F)
Interesting... Do you think China sell machines that do the opposite? Make the air fungal, bacterial, and viral?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,782

Its like a box you put your hand in and a tongue licks your hand, but the tongues saliva is antiseptic.

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,786

hmmmmm *thinks about cock*

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,111,790

How do you think ripdick joe got his nickname
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