Topic: Who is more likely to be the first user to die from coronavirus?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago#98,498
1. Syntax - 77 almost 80, goes on daily grocery raiding missions with a band of senior citizens who then meet afterward and have fabulous dinners. Lives in high density urban area
2. Meta - age unknown probably early to mid 30s, obese, diabetic, high blood pressure, former(?) alcoholic, smoker(?). Lives in rural/suburban area
3. Bert - 50s, alcoholic, drug user, smoker, impoverished, food insecure, uninsured. Lives in rural area
4. Wade - 20s, Subway frequenter, exposure to homeless populations, drug user, bad personal hygiene practices, owns an Obamaphone. Lives in a broke down minivan
5. Matt - late 40s, wino, overweight, engages in risky sexual practices (coprophagia), exposed to Chinese pathogens. Lives in Looserana (hot spot)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,111,210
> Syntax > Minichan user
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,212
@previous (B)
Yes, mods have given him permission to post here. Go read his posts on Tinychan if you don’t believe me.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,213
@previous (A)
Right, because Syntax is notoriously good at hiding his text voice.
I know you're just trying to troll me, so sorry for being stuck-up, but that is obviously wrong. His delusion was funny at first but now it is simply cringe.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,218
@previous (B)
He made vague statements about posting here incognito on tc.
Actually as long as he doesnt dox and we dont have to see his usual retarded lies in the usual walls of texts, then that's not too awful. He's been posting many posts over there about how several ex's have been coming around and trying to get naked with him and they are all beautiful and expert at giving oral pleasure.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,220
> He made vague statements about posting here incognito on tc.
Not vague at all, 2 days ago he directly stated that he posts here anon.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,222
If I get it, it will probably be from my place of work.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,223
@1,111,220 (D)
I haven't seen him post anon. I wouldn't be surprised if he lurks here. Short of banning hundreds of thousands of IP addresses theres really not much we can do about that. If I ever see him posting here he will of course be banned for ban evading. I'm not gonna go out of my way and investigate every anon post here though.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,225
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Perfectly understandable, I wouldn't waste my time tracking the weirdo either. But anyway, for your info, here's his post:
> I'm not gonna go out of my way and investigate every anon post here though.
should employ one of the many fine syntax-obsessed familiars of mc/tc to filter through all of that
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,227
> 11 visits > 5 votes
Bunch of tards discussing Syntax’s ban AGAIN
Stop obsessing over Syntax and VOTE!!!!!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,111,228
@previous (A)
You mentioned syntax, and didn't give us the option to make a penis poll. What did you expect would happen?
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,111,251
@1,111,220 (D) @1,111,225 (D)
Don't want to spend too much time on this. Mocking his secret permission slip nonsense was funny at first, but now I just feel like I'm enabling him.
So, for hopefully the last time: no, he isn't posting here secretly. It's very easy to check profile notes (mods can hover over a link on each post and the user's note is displayed as a pop-up). The board is pretty small nowadays, so it's easy to keep a rough handle on who's around. I've seen no trace of him. But if I did see any hint of him, I would re-ban him on sight.
As far as I know, all of the other mods either agree with or are apathetic towards his ban. He isn't some influential figure, secretly pulling strings on this small internet forum. He is simply delusional and/or lying.
@OP
Sorry to further derail your thread. I voted in your poll by way of apology.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,111,267