Topic: ROBERTS GOT A QUICK HAND.

!ocurburUbk started this discussion 15 years ago #9,847

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ&ob=av3e

He'll look around the room
He won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette hanging out his mouth
He's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six-shooter gun
In his dad's closet hidden in a box of fun things
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
x1

Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
Because dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
And say your hair's on fire
You must have lost your wits, yeah

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
x1

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet
x3

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
I love hipster music!!!	1	13%
I love this hipster song!!	2	25%
Fuck this song!!	5	63%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #175,735

Where's the poll option for 'OP is an annoying bitch?'

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white knight joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,737

@previous (B)
Leave CB alone!

White Knight of the Klu Klux K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,738

@previous (white knight)
boy, you a nigger.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,802

@175,737 (white knight)
I love you forever. :')
@previous (White Knight of the Klu Klux K)
STFU, whiteknights always get the pussy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,804

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
If that were true I would have lost my virginity 9 times already. Protip: being a whiteknight will never ever ever ever, under any circumstances, result in you getting laid.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,811

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> implying we're not married now. Happily ever after.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,815

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
> implying I would ever let myself be within 20 miles of you

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,817

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We've been 2 inches apart at the most.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,818

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
My dick is 9 inches longer than your vagina is deep, troll.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,821

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's weird. It looked 3 inches. ;)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,822

@175,818 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Damn man, you have a 19 inch cock? Congratulations.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,823

@175,821 (!ocurburUbk)
Don't make me whip my dick out on cam, you slut.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,826

@175,822 (F)
*39"

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,828

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Carebear has a 30" vagina then? Damn man, that's like half her height.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,829

@175,823 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Please don't. You whip it out every night and I get so grossed out seeing it.

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,830

@175,804 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lies! If I protect women on the Internet from the real men, eventually one will love me! It's not about sex, god. Some of us actually want a romantic relationship. Sex is nice, but love trumps all.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,831

@175,828 (F)
Yeah, now you understand why she's so hard to please.
@175,829 (!ocurburUbk)
My dick is beautiful, and you cannot deny that.
@previous (jump)
Lolâ„¢

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,837

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I DO NOT DENY IT. OMG. Was that story about you playing guitar with cummy hands true? I'm lol'ing at that right now.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,839

@previous (!ocurburUbk)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs to know about that, now shut up you cunt.

!ocurburUbk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,853

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
<3

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