chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later[^][v]#1,110,601
A few years ago an old Jewish lady paid me $70 to serve her passover dinner (seder i think?). Plating, filling up cups, serving and clearing each course. and i got to eat what i wanted in the kitchen.
I would do it again in a heartbeat
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,110,602
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You should pay it forward and pay a Jewish girl to serve you dinner when you're old.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,110,603
@1,110,601 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That sounds lovely! How did you find out she wanted that? @previous (C)
How are you celebrating Turkey?
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,110,604
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I am sitting outside in the sun, drinking beer, and shitposting online.
This is, perhaps, something like how the great kings of old might have lived.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,110,605
@1,110,603 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I think she posted an advert on kijiji (a less-sketchy craigslist-like site)!
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,110,606
@1,110,602 (C)
If I'm ever a rich old lady, perhaps! I hate beinf served though so I'll have to pay a Jewish girl to not serve me dinner
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,110,608
@1,110,604 (C)
King Solomon was a notorious IRL shitposter so I can believe that. @1,110,605 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh that's nice. When do you plan on converting to judaism?
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,110,673
belshazzar hated shitposts
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,110,715
Happy Passover to my Jewish ‘net friends fake_anon and Syntax!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,110,722