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Topic: Happy Passover/Pesach fora! How will you be celebrating?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 6 years ago #98,440

I will be watching The Prince of Egypt this week with my Jewish roommate and probably having a virtual seder.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,110,601

A few years ago an old Jewish lady paid me $70 to serve her passover dinner (seder i think?). Plating, filling up cups, serving and clearing each course. and i got to eat what i wanted in the kitchen.
I would do it again in a heartbeat

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,602

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You should pay it forward and pay a Jewish girl to serve you dinner when you're old.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,603

@1,110,601 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That sounds lovely! How did you find out she wanted that?
@previous (C)
How are you celebrating Turkey?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,604

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I am sitting outside in the sun, drinking beer, and shitposting online.

This is, perhaps, something like how the great kings of old might have lived.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,605

@1,110,603 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I think she posted an advert on kijiji (a less-sketchy craigslist-like site)!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,606

@1,110,602 (C)
If I'm ever a rich old lady, perhaps! I hate beinf served though so I'll have to pay a Jewish girl to not serve me dinner

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,608

@1,110,604 (C)
King Solomon was a notorious IRL shitposter so I can believe that.
@1,110,605 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh that's nice. When do you plan on converting to judaism?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,673

belshazzar hated shitposts

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,715

Externally hosted imageHappy Passover to my Jewish ‘net friends fake_anon and Syntax!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,722

@previous (E)
Thank you!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,773

I will be painting my door in lamb's blood.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,914

@previous (F)

Or you could just let you Jewish slaves go.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,916

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Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,943

@1,110,914 (G)

Not in this economy, I can't.
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