Topic: Boris in intensive care

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA started this discussion 6 years ago #98,377

U got the hot scoop here first

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,109,779

oh no

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,780

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Are u upset KL

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,781

@previous (Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
I mean, I wouldn't say I'm "upset", but I don't want him to die.

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,782

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

You know that's almost exactly what TTEH said

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,783

Also my mum: "he's a buffoon but I wouldn't wish the man dead."

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,785

It's just precautionary intensive care

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,786

I actually got this scoop somewhere else first. ?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,787

He can't die. His hair is too magnificent.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,788

@1,109,783 (Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
yes that's how non-sociopaths are.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,789

@1,109,786 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
minichan IRC??

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,790

@1,109,782 (Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
Fun fact, even though Tteh and Killer lettuce live together they have never made eye contact.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,793

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

You know, that's what free thinker said too, except he said it was his mum who done said it. I'm left with no choice but to think those two are the parents of free thinker.

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,795

@previous (E)

I'm ok with that. Tteh can be my mum, KL can be papa.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,799

@previous (Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)

Such a cute image to imagine. I foresee that in the near future, 20 or so years i mean, we may very well see some people on minichan who are in fact the offspring of established minichaners.

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,800

@previous (E)

KL and TTEH will have a baby. They will name it boris. I will smother him in his sleep in a jealous rage.

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,801

Terrible news. He seems like a good man.
Hopefully he will make it.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,803

Hope he gets better soon. This is like s nightmare.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,804

@1,109,800 (Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)

But then green and kooks older son finds out about your evil deeds like in that movie the good son.

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,806

@previous (E)

And what do they do to me o.o

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,807

Oh, Dominic Raab is in charge now, apparently. I don't know much about him. I read a satirical Guardian article once that said he was angry.

@1,109,793 (E)
FTD is a woman. Otherwise, that's basically accurate. FTD is our adopted daughter. We're very proud of her, makes great Minichan posts.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,808

@1,109,806 (Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)

Tteh will be forced to choose between you and the green/kook child while holding both of your hands as you hang over a cliff.

Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,810

@1,109,807 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Yes you both did a wonderful job with her.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,945

Boris was one of the Important men of Brexit.
This just ain't right. Queen E must spare no expense in making certain he receives the finest care summoned from all four corners of this earth.

I hope he makes it.

Anonymous H double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,947

This is really the most important post on the Board.
Any news of his condition?

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous H triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,948

If Donald got the virus I'd be in deep despair.

I feel for the Brit people right now.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,951

@1,109,945 (H)

Let's say he does not. What exactly is there that's lost? Perhaps the illusion that money will spare you m

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,955

@previous (E)
Act like you at least know how to spell dignity for once in your life.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,957

@previous (H)

Dignity smognity. You know what aided the spread? So called dignity. People simply didn't want to look like they were over reacting.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,963

@previous (E)
Oh, you mean like our mods?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,964

@1,109,951 (E)
The country's morale. A lot of Brits would, understandably, be upset and disappointed if our head of state was killed by the virus.

I don't even like the guy as a leader and I'd still be a little glum if he died. I can't imagine how his actual fans would feel.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,965

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Is Carrie Symonds at his bedside?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,966

@1,109,964 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Yeah that was a stupid question i asked. I don't think he'll die, I think though that his serious condition will be like a wake up call to the powerful.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,968

@1,109,965 (J)

> Is Carrie Symonds at his bedside?

She has symptoms too and is self-isolating.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,969

@1,109,965 (J)
Sadly no. She caught it too and has to self-isolate.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,970

@1,109,966 (E)

> Yeah that was a stupid question i asked. I don't think he'll die, I think though that his serious condition will be like a wake up call to the powerful.

And hopefully a wake-up call to the idiots who are ignoring the stay at home warnings.