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Topic: Bert, I am seriously concerned, no chan BS

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 5 years ago #98,340

Do you really have hypertension that is untreated and unmedicated? Man, you really need to get medication if so. That will kill you.

Baz from up Dagenham joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,109,345

Hypertension? Mate this is England, you're either Christian or you can fuck off back where you come out.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,347

@previous (Baz from up Dagenham)
lol wat

Kev from Stoke-on-Trent joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,349

@1,109,345 (Baz from up Dagenham)
WHAT? OP better not be preaching some fucking Mosque shit or I swear on me mum I'll batter him.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,352

Externally hosted image@previous (Kev from Stoke-on-Trent)

Kev from Stoke-on-Trent replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,356

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Now that is more like it! Some proper ENGLISH lads! None of that Muslamic shit.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,520

Oh look! Another thread about Bert made by Matt the obsessed stalker!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,587

@OP

Its fucking wrong as fuck you cant call a doctor and have them write you a script for BP medicine your were prescribed...without a visit you have to pay extra for.

I'm going to do it now though with part of the 1200 bucks.
Sometimes I have sporadic sharp pains in my head (just a few occasions recently) and I get paranoid that it's going to be a stroke.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,607

@previous (E)
You're against universal healthcare, even though you can't afford to get basic medical attention?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,620

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
When you make the Government your Daddy, it will tell you what to do and when to do it.
It will say jump and you will have no choice but to obediently ask, how high.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 28 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,625

Externally hosted image@previous (E)
> When you make the Government your Daddy
How's your government check coming along, buddy? Still waiting for it any day now?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 40 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,626

@previous (G)
As are you, tard.

Anonymous G replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,627

Externally hosted image@previous (E)
Cheer up buddy. Here's a cat picture. Maybe it'll help with the blood pressure.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 14 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,630

@1,109,620 (E)
Huh, you seem to be fine with it as soon as Trump says its ok, as with these stimulus checks.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,636

@1,109,620 (E)
> When you make the Government your Daddy

And you like having Trump as your daddy don't you? Has he grabbed you by the pussy yet?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,638

@1,109,620 (E)
...and all they ask me for is to renew the card every few years lol

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,642

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
350,000,000 and almost 40,000,000.


If Canada was worth a fuck, people would move there. But they don't. Hmmmmmmm..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 47 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,645

@previous (E)
And that's relevant how?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,649

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh its relevant in that you dont get a say in ANYTHING that happens here.
You fucking act like you live here and have some sort of voice anyone should listen to, lol.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,652

@previous (E)
You're a fucking retard. You said something about universal healthcare, I have it and thus can refute that baseless assertion.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,659

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No one gives 2 greasy shits about Canada though.
And somehow you seem to think we give a damn what your silly ass thinks about anything in America.

No one at all says anything about Canada but you run your slobbering dicksucker about our business everyday lol.

Its funny.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,661

@previous (E)
You sound mad! cut down on the everclear, you're an angry drunk. Nobody likes angry drunks. Maybe that's why you're 50, friendless, jobless, and living with mommy leeching off her social security?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,662

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I dont live in a third world country like you do sweetie. Thanks. That will be all.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,663

@previous (E)
Quality of life is much lower for a poor or middle class American than a poor or middle class Canadian. And you'll never be rich, so that's all that should concern you.

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,664

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Quality of life is much lower for a poor or middle class American than a poor or middle class Canadian. And you'll never be rich, so that's all that should concern you.

Hahahahahahahahahahaa..
You say a lot of stupid shit...but that one is a real prize.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 41 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,666

@previous (E)
Which part do you think is incorrect?

Anonymous E replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,667

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think your stupid cunt mouth not being swollen and bleeding and needing stitches is incorrect, kiddo.

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 58 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,669

ITT: BERT RUNNING HIS COCK HOLSTER LIKE ANYTHING HE SAYS MATTERS.

Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,670

@1,109,667 (E)

> I think your stupid cunt mouth not being swollen and bleeding and needing stitches is incorrect, kiddo.

Oh, Bert's threatening violence against one of our female users?

MODS! Isn't this a bannable offense?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,672

@1,109,667 (E)
You can't answer even a simple question? Big man, wishing violence upon a "kid". No wonder nobody in real life can stand you. I wonder how ashamed your mom is of you, 50 years old and mooching off her because you're a drunk fuck-up who can't even keep a job in a fucking donut factory. How stupid, belligerent, and unreliable do you have to be to get fired from a donut factory? You truly are the bottom of the barrel.

(Edited 58 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,674

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> How stupid, belligerent, and unreliable do you have to be to get fired from a donut factory?

Prepare for Bert to avoid answering this question honestly.

Anonymous D double-posted this 5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,676

Guess Bert passed out from the everclear.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,678

@1,109,674 (D)
He's never given me an answer as to why/how he got fired from a completely mindless simple just-show-up job or why he's been jobless ever since. Or as to why he has no friends. Or as to why he leeches off his mother's social security. Doesn't try to deny it, either. I've asked all this multiple times.
Dumbass just gets angry and calls me various names and tries to lord his age (hence more extensive work experience and more taxes paid in his lifetime) over me. As if it shouldn't be normal and expected for a 50 year old to have worked more and paid more taxes than a 24 year old. And again in the five years I've been in the workforce I've worked a hell of a lot more than he has, including while in school.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,679

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Of course he never answers. Can you imagine how embarrassing it is for a 50 year old man to be a shiftless, lazy, unemployable, drunken retard, who lives with mommy, sleeping in the corner of the living room on the floor, mooching off her social security check each month?

Damn, I would kill myself if this was my life.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,680

@previous (D)
No kidding. My brother had to move back in with my dad after uni and couldn't afford to move out until he found a good job at 27 (it's london, it's fuckin expensive. He refused to accept any money from our dad though, just housing and family meals) and everyone could see how miserable he was. I couldn't imagine being 50 and doing that.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,682

@1,109,620 (E)

> When you make the Government your Daddy, it will tell you what to do and when to do it.
> It will say jump and you will have no choice but to obediently ask, how high.

Because Australia, Canada, Finland, France, Germany, Iceland, Ireland, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom are fascist dictatorships.

And to preempt your reply about the USA's population: that is not the reason you don't have socialised medicine. America being an every-man-for-himself plutocracy is.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 5 years later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,743

@1,109,659 (E)

> No one gives 2 greasy shits about Canada though.
> And somehow you seem to think we give a damn what your silly ass thinks about anything in America.
>
> No one at all says anything about Canada but you run your slobbering dicksucker about our business everyday lol.
>
> Its funny.

Man I really wish Bert were still around to witness this showdown between Trump and Canada.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 10 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,744

@previous (I)
I'd love to hear what he has to say about it lol

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 21 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,746

I'm miss our old posters who have moved on. Especially bert and Triptych

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,747

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Triptych joined Blackwater and is currently fighting in Ukraine.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 3 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,749

@previous (A)
Good for her.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 49 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,764

RE: Fatfuck & FagBert

Which is/was the bigger parasite on society and their now-deceased mothers?

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,780

RIP Bert

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 9 minutes later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,782

> RIP Bert

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 18 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,926

@previous (N)

> > RIP Bert

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 3 months ago, 4 hours later, 5 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,351,952

@OP

> Do you really have hypertension that is untreated and unmedicated? Man, you really need to get medication if so. That will kill you.
> That will kill you.
Damn, I wish Bert had taken this advice. RIP.
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