Topic: What are some good tips so that people remain socially distant from you?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,318

Not showering is probably high on the list. Always staying indoors and playing video games probably helps too.

What are your methods, socially distant fora?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #1,109,143

Constantly, loudly, proudly fart.

Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,145

@previous (B)

Better yet, shit your pants.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,146

@previous (Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
Several times per day.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,147

Not showering likely still puts you at risk.

Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,148

Be a friendless loser who has almost nobody to spend time with anyway

Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA double-posted this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,149

Hold your breath and scowl at people who come too close to you in public.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,161

@previous (Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
What about making aggressive growling noises, and flapping my hands around really fast? But towards people who come near me, not just in general.

Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,163

@previous (A)

They may think you're autistic.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,166

@previous (Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)

How do we know OP isn't autistic?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,167

Somehow people already know to stay away from me ??

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,172

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Is it bc of the reckless driving?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,214

Cough and complain about having a fever.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,216

Honk rapidly.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,222

Have an argument with yourself...taking out loud using two different voices.

Ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,109,228

@1,109,214 (G)

"whoo! Turn on the aircon it is HOT, I am BURNING UP!"

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