Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago#98,295
Green had traveled to Manila to try to meet a hot young Pinay girl to marry and take back to the UK. He finally met one who was beautiful, nice, and kind, and they hit it off. It was time for the big event: meeting her family! Green went to their house for dinner. Her large family were all very inviting and nice. Her mother cooked a huge feast for them. It was all delicious, but something was a little off about the pork adobo. After dinner as they were sitting around sipping beer and talking, Green felt a rumbling in his manbowels. He knew that the adobo had returned for revenge. He quickly ran outside and dropped his trousers. But his girlfriend, Sally, screamed, "No, Green! President Duterte has put us on pandemic lockdown, and has ordered the police to shoot anyone violating it!" Green, however, could not contain it. At that moment, President Duterte himself rounded the corner with a machine gun in his hand! "Stop! Halt! Show me your papers!" As he got close to Green to look for his papers, he slipped and fell, and then started sniffing Green's anus. Green could not help it: he sprayed gallons of loose stool all over the president's hair! He had release a poo hair spray, on Duterte.