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Topic: Heros everywhere

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,258

Valiantly fighting as hard as they can to the point of exaustion... despite Trump trying to hurt them every day.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,108,514

Except in Lafayette, right?

Pierre Splatters joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,527

Old man Trump hidin' behind a fence
beatin' on his dick with a monkey wrench
Missed his dick and hit his balls
and shit all over his overalls

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,533

@previous (Pierre Splatters)
Fence and wrench,
do not rhyme,
Pierre your poem,
Has wasted my time >:l

Pierre Harlan Splatters replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,537

@previous (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
I apologize

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,553

Today I saw a democrat
In the bushes taking a crap
Said I'm taking a dump
Cause I can't stand Trump
Doin it for the red white and blue

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Chorus:
I'm taking a Doo
For the red white and blue
Tryin to survive this pandemic
By wacking my dick
Hopin it don't get sick

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Went to the bar and got me a beer
Saw a hooker with some big ass ears
She said for a dollar ninety five
I'll let you between these thighs
And you can ride me all dam night

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Chorus:
I'm fucking a prostitute
For the red white and blue
Tryin to survive this pandemic
By letting her ride my dick
I'm hopin I don't get sick

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Laid up in the ER with the virus
Found out the hookers name was Elvira
Failed to tell me she got the Covid-19
From some young Asian teen

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Chorus:
I'm layin here in a hospital gown
Because me and a hooker decided to get down
For the red white and blue
I've got nothing left to lose
Tried to survive this pandemic
By wacking my dick
Instead my panics are coming in waves
I'm heading to an early graaaaaaaaaaave!

WHOOOOOOO!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,557

@1,108,514 (B)
Who do you think op is? Not the object of your obsession for sure.
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