Topic: Dear ____

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #9,825

Dear boys in skinny jeans,

Please stop hitting on us. You've already gotten into our pants.

Sincerely,
girls.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #175,436

dear girls,

get fucked

sincerley,
life

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,437

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,
Canada.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,438

Oh, okay.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,440

dear op

stop it

sincerely,
anon b

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,441

Dear Boris,

you didn't get rid of the fucking bendy busses like you promised. No one will vote for you.

Sincerely,
Londoners

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,442

@previous (D)
but bendy buses are cool

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,443

Dear Spongebob Squarepants,

You're yellow, you can't drive, and you do Karate. Did you think we wouldn't notice?

Sincerely,
Asians.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,444

@175,441 (D)
Boris is cool.

If I actually lived up here, I'd vote for him. :')

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,449

I have to buy value cider now nintendo. Fuck. Give me my mario kart 3d now!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,450

Dear Minichan,

Boners.

Sincerely,
Tinychan

asd !!tyN6UT6tV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,455

@previous (G)
lol

Dear Mom,

Yes, I know there's pizza upstairs if I want some, now stop wasting our limited bandwidth with these worthless e-mails.

Sincerely,
a hungry basement dweller

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,458

Dear Madame Tussuads

Where the hell was Hitler?

Sincerely,
KL

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,465

@175,455 (asd !!tyN6UT6tV)
â€¦Walter??

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,471

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Guess more.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,474

Dear icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...

Sincerely, the Titanic.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,477

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

Nexus !jNexusRe/. triple-posted this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,478

Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco...

Sincerely, United States

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,479

Dear haters,

boners

Sincerely, vocalon

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,480

Dear MapQuest,

Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.

Sincerely, Scared

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,482

@175,479 (vocalon !!dX0knrTu5)
Dear vocalon,

you called me, now what the fuck do you want?

Sincerely, boners.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,484

Dear Condom,

Cover me, I'm going in.

Sincerely, Penis

Nexus !jNexusRe/. double-posted this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,485

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely, Unimpressed

Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,486

@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
hey how'd you find my letter to them

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,487

Dear Americans,

You'd have cool accents too if you didn't throw all that tea in the water.

Sincerely, The British

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,492

@175,437 (A)
Lol

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,493

Dear SuperGlue and NonStick Pan,

One of you is lying...

Sincerely, here goes nothing.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. double-posted this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,498

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you're overreacting.

Sincerely, Mentos

Nexus !jNexusRe/. triple-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,502

Dear people who name their kids after places they were conceived,

That is by far the worst idea I have ever heard...

Sincerely, Back O. Car

Nexus !jNexusRe/. quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,508

Dear Troy,

Please enjoy this perfectly normal giant wooden horse.

Sincerely, The Greeks

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,511

Dear Dustbin
maybe i zuck ya dick?

Sincerely,
hamfist

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #175,512

Dear iPhone,

Why didn't anything happen when I chose airplane mode and threw you up in the air?

Sincerely, you're the worst Transformer ever.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,516

Dear Nexus,

Only a twelve year-old Redditor would think this shit is funny

sincerely, get fucked

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,524

@previous (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
Dear hamfist.

Only a fudge-packing faggot would think that is clever

Sincerely, Nexus

vocalon !!dX0knrTu5 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #175,526

Dear morons of the Internet,

Gather ITT.

Sicnerely, vocalon

cat500 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #175,576

dear john you need to take a shower

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #175,580

Dear prudence,
Wont you come out to play?
Greet the brand new day! The sun is gold, the sky is blue. Its beautiful, and so are you!
Dear prudence, won't you come out and play?

Sincerely,
The Guy who's been sitting outside your door for hours.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #175,584

@175,576 (cat500)

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #175,592

Dear Dear,

I dear you to dear my dar

sincerely, dear

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #175,697

Dear Rain,
Fuck off and stop raining when I'm outside and have no umbrella with me. My clothes are expensive and need delicate treatment. I hope you understand.

Sincerely, Myriam