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Topic: My drug dealer wont come meet me because of the Current Chinese Virus

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #98,249

I've been trying to talk him into it, at the moment he's 50/50

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,108,373

You've gotta do it dead drop style, m8. You leave some cash in a bush or something, then fuck off for a few hours. Then your dealer can get the cash, drop off some cocaine baggies, and then you come and get them.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,374

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Inb4 someone takes Svet's money or cocaine.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,377

Drug dealers are notoriously fastidious about their health.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,401

Do it at your door, put the cash under a gnome and have the drugs left there

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,402

Tell him the police have been pressuring you to give them information about him.

Then add that you'd hate to see him get into any trouble so it'd probably be wise for him to come on by.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,407

@previous (F)

> Tell him the police have been pressuring you to give them information about him.
>
> Then add that you'd hate to see him get into any trouble so it'd probably be wise for him to come on by.

"The police have been asking me to give you up to them. Come bring drugs to me at 7pm in Asda's car park"

Genius.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,416

You cant solve a problem without brainstorming for ideas.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,435

It's on. But this time I got to meet him at a tesco in ilford

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,437

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
what convinced him

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,438

@1,108,435 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
This is a fucking outrage. These deals have always happened down the Asda car park. Why is this selfish cunt ruining this tradition now?

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,440

@1,108,435 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Be extra careful in the carpark.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,451

@1,108,437 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Money I guess. Plus he trusts me l, I've known him years.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,456

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Money I guess. Plus he trusts me l, I've known him years.

You seem hesitant.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,463

Externally hosted imageI'm back safe and sound. Picked up two grams, was only going to get one but it had to be worth his time. He sent out his little brother who was in mask and gloves.

Gunna also have a few Corona beers.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,464

Drugs are bad forum. Never forget that.

wade replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,465

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ketamine use is horribly retarded.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,466

@1,108,463 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
A paper straw? You leftist.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,467

@1,108,465 (wade)
It's fine actually if you are a horse.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,468

@1,108,463 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Corona's in need of a lime too.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,469

@1,108,463 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
No rocks at all?

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,470

@1,108,466 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Enviromentalism isn't a left or right issue.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,473

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Are you kidding me right now? Recycling is for cucks! Nothing owns the libs more than single-use plastics. If you use a bloody paper straw, you might as well hand Comrade Corbyn the keys to No.10 yourself!

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,474

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
Bamboo actually

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,475

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Really? I've never used bamboo ones.

ugh fuck I accidentally deleted my earlier reply

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,476

@1,108,473 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I mostly use single use plastics anyway and when im done with them... out of the window.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,477

Tyme for a cocaine shit.

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,521

@1,108,463 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
How long does a gram typically last you? If I were buying drugs now I'd be stocking up.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,556

@previous (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)
A gram lasts me about an hour,maybe an hour and a half.
Well that was when I had my tolerance built up.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Ms. Constantine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,570

I really hate that you continue to call it the Chinese Virus. Even if you're just trolling. ?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,574

@1,108,463 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Your taskbar is shameful, organize that shit

Anonymous M double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,575

@1,108,570 (Ms. Constantine !ttGirlsPl2)
boo hoo

Ms. Constantine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,576

@previous (M)

? → ???

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,579

We did say to stockpile drugs before the lockdown.

Green !StaYqkzUPc double-posted this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,580

@1,108,570 (Ms. Constantine !ttGirlsPl2)
It came from China though. That makes it a Chinese virus.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,581

@1,108,463 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Didn't you quit cocaine

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,592

@1,108,465 (wade)
I'd say being a junkie for years is worse

@OP
Glad you got your stuff. I've definitely been doing drugs a bit more out of sheer boredom. How much does 2g cost you?

(Edited 31 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,593

@1,108,581 (dreamworks)
He quit quitting. Winners never quit.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,599

@1,108,521 (Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6)

> How long does a gram typically last you? If I were buying drugs now I'd be stocking up.

12 to 24 hours

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,731

@1,108,465 (wade)
Idk I actually agree, ketamine folk are usually "woke af" or consider it medicine, and it's pretty annoying

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,757

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Eh bert only shits on ketamine because ive mentioned doing it and he's trying to be snide

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 second later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,758

@1,108,581 (dreamworks)

Like 4 times in the last few months, he's not addicted, tho.

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,816

@1,108,593 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
then why'd he quit quitting??

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,938

@1,108,757 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
After reading your response further down I figured that, I don't think you've acted like the folk I'm talking about, at least not on the forum so idc

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,940

@1,108,731 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
ok but you're just as retarded about CBD products, I was saying one day on IRC my dog had terminal brain tumors and needed to be euthanized and you suggested I give him CBD oil lol

(Edited 10 minutes later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,960

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Ok but you didn't even try that remedy so you can't say if it would have worked or not.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,963

@1,108,940 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
That was a bit mean, Becky. You should take some CBD oil to mellow out.

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That was a funny post! You should celebrate with some CBD oil.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,780

@1,108,940 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Sorry for being insensitive about your cats misery Becky.

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,782

@1,108,940 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)

Is that where the !cbd thing comes from?

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,786

@1,108,731 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> Idk I actually agree, ketamine folk are usually "woke af" or consider it medicine, and it's pretty annoying

lol this is kinda rich tbh

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,800

@1,110,782 (dylan !DONgSbOYdw)
yes!

@1,110,780 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
it was a dog, not a cat

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,824

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)

lol. I'm sorry about your dog, tho.

[^_^] !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,837

@1,110,800 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Jfc I'm an idiot. Fuck it I still feel bad but oh well.

@1,110,786 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Ugh
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