Topic: Yesterday marked 38 years since the beginning of the Falklands War.
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 6 years ago #98,247
Too bad Syntax isn't here to help celibrate Britains win.Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,108,349
If you'd like, I can find a google image and string a wall of text together, to simulate the Symtacks experience.
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,350
Markup Symtacks replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,352
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)Okay well first off eye had very very very important date with fine young lass on day Falklands war started. She was hot little blonde - wore tight little dress - fyne example of real lyfe female girl that many on here will never experience SEX with. So you myte say eye celebrated Falklands war by having SEX with real lyfe female girl - SEX in vagina o course no sewer SEX for thee thy or eye.
80s were crazy tyme - lots o cocaine and girls and all willing to take off bekene for line o cocaine. Really a special tyme 80s were. Eye remember this one tyme at beach near my ocean a blue - not private beach eye surf at sumtymes - but still very very very nyce beach. Lots o real lyfe female girls - each wearing barely anything. We all had nyce beach party and snorted cocaine and had SEX on beach. Eye would have missed surfing my ocean a blue next day - BUT met nyce girl at party who wanted well she wanted to have SEX with thee thy eye in pryvate. Lucky for her we were only a 15-minute dryve from the house of thee thy or eye. Wear eye had LOTS more cocaine and plenty o Maker's Mark - lets just say she was practycally naked when she walked in front door. And well we had lots o real lyfe SEX.
Besydes cocaine partys and beach partys and lots lots LOTS o sex with real life female girls - eye dont remember much else about that tyme. Really truly spectacular tyme - you had to b there to appreciate it. Eye sexed that little lass on Falklands war start day - and well she could not get enough. Soon wanted to cum with eye to beach partys - eye told her no o course. Because well cant have SEX with lots o crazy young real life female girls if u got one following thee thy or eye around. She was upset by this - but dats how cookie crumbles. Eye dont no if she really expected to cum to partys with eye - but eye was not going to b tyed down by real life female girl.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,357
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,365
@OP
> Too bad Syntax isn't here to help celibrate Britains win.
Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Gotta compete with the wily Japanese
There's too many home fires burning
And not enough trees
So fuck all that
We've go to get on with these
Can't stop!
Lose job!
Mind gone!
Silicon!
What bomb?
Get away!
Pay day!
Make hay!
Break down!
Need fix.
Big six.
Clickity click.
Hold on!
Oh no,
Bring bingo!
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em cry
Make 'em dance in the aisles
Make 'em pay
Make 'em stay
Make 'em feel okay
Not nah John
We've got to get on with the film show
Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow
Who cares what it's about
As long as the kids go?
Not now John we've
Got to get on with the show
Hang on John I've got to get on with this
I don't know what it is
But it fits on here like
Come at the end of the shift
We'll go and get pissed
Not now John
I've got to get on with this
Hold on John
I think there's something good on
I used to read books but
It could be the news
Or some other amusement
It could be reusable shows
Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Got to compete with the wily Japanese
No need to worry about the Vietnamese
Got to bring the Russian Bear to his knees
Well, maybe not the Russian Bear
Maybe the Swedes
We showed Argentina
Now let's go and show these
Make us feel tough
And wouldn't Maggie be pleased?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
S'cusi dove il bar
(What?)
Se para collo pou eine toe bar
s'il vous plait ou est le bar
(Say it in English!)
Oi, where's the fucking bar John?
(Oh, now you're talking!)\"
Oh! Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the day
Down!
Go, Maggie!
Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, now
> Too bad Syntax isn't here to help celibrate Britains win.
Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Gotta compete with the wily Japanese
There's too many home fires burning
And not enough trees
So fuck all that
We've go to get on with these
Can't stop!
Lose job!
Mind gone!
Silicon!
What bomb?
Get away!
Pay day!
Make hay!
Break down!
Need fix.
Big six.
Clickity click.
Hold on!
Oh no,
Bring bingo!
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em cry
Make 'em dance in the aisles
Make 'em pay
Make 'em stay
Make 'em feel okay
Not nah John
We've got to get on with the film show
Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow
Who cares what it's about
As long as the kids go?
Not now John we've
Got to get on with the show
Hang on John I've got to get on with this
I don't know what it is
But it fits on here like
Come at the end of the shift
We'll go and get pissed
Not now John
I've got to get on with this
Hold on John
I think there's something good on
I used to read books but
It could be the news
Or some other amusement
It could be reusable shows
Fuck all that we've got to get on with these
Got to compete with the wily Japanese
No need to worry about the Vietnamese
Got to bring the Russian Bear to his knees
Well, maybe not the Russian Bear
Maybe the Swedes
We showed Argentina
Now let's go and show these
Make us feel tough
And wouldn't Maggie be pleased?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!
S'cusi dove il bar
(What?)
Se para collo pou eine toe bar
s'il vous plait ou est le bar
(Say it in English!)
Oi, where's the fucking bar John?
(Oh, now you're talking!)\"
Oh! Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the day
Down!
Go, Maggie!
Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, now
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,479
Fun fact. Both armies used the same rifle,the FN-FAL. The difference was the Argies had a full automatic switch where as the Brits had only semi-auto. This was a disadvantage to the argies as they were poorly trained and the full auto on the FAL was so powerful it dazed the shooter.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,484
@1,108,352 (Markup Symtacks)
This is nearly perfect. A long, hard to read wall of text that quickly abandons the topic at hand in favour of an unrelated anecdote. The only thing it's missing, though, is that Syntax was actually quite anti-UK when it came to the Falklands. He was adamant that they belonged to Argentina. Just why he thought that was a mystery, but oh well.
This is nearly perfect. A long, hard to read wall of text that quickly abandons the topic at hand in favour of an unrelated anecdote. The only thing it's missing, though, is that Syntax was actually quite anti-UK when it came to the Falklands. He was adamant that they belonged to Argentina. Just why he thought that was a mystery, but oh well.
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,487
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
He's pretty much anti-UK anything which can be understandable for some Americans as we did opress the Irish whom they are fond of and burn down their white house.
He's pretty much anti-UK anything which can be understandable for some Americans as we did opress the Irish whom they are fond of and burn down their white house.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,542
@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
That's when everyone in town went to bed at 8:00 and a bunch of you stayed up to 11:00 and snuck in there.
Try it again by God..
That's when everyone in town went to bed at 8:00 and a bunch of you stayed up to 11:00 and snuck in there.
Try it again by God..
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,564
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,566
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,567
Err Eye wood WOT re: 10 myle Falklands post
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,568
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,597
@1,108,352 (Markup Symtacks)
Lol well done.
I always did find it bizarre how he brags that young girls like kissing him in his old age.
Lol well done.
I always did find it bizarre how he brags that young girls like kissing him in his old age.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,604
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes, it is very bizarre. Not that bizzare compared to all his other behaviors, tho.
Yes, it is very bizarre. Not that bizzare compared to all his other behaviors, tho.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,607
@1,108,597 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If young women are kissing me when I'm old you're damn right I'm bragging about it.
If young women are kissing me when I'm old you're damn right I'm bragging about it.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,610
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,612
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> But would you lie about it?
If lies are literally all you had then wouldn't you do what Syntax does and consider it?
> But would you lie about it?
If lies are literally all you had then wouldn't you do what Syntax does and consider it?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,613
@1,108,610 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If it would make me look cool online? You're god damned right I would.
If it would make me look cool online? You're god damned right I would.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,615
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Good thing you don't need to lie about anything to look cool on the internet!
Good thing you don't need to lie about anything to look cool on the internet!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,616
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,619
@1,108,613 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She's rite you know. You're pretty cool, despite the shit I give you.
She's rite you know. You're pretty cool, despite the shit I give you.
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