Minichan

Topic: Any fellow fans of spicy food?

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago #98,168

Externally hosted imageCan you handle this?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,107,288

Clean your filthy fucking stove, Fatty Matty.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,289

> if I put a whole jar of chili flakes in they won't be able to tell how bad it tastes

This is what an online degree in cooking from DeVry gets you ?

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,290

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Idiot. It is traditional Sichuan hotpot.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,292

@1,107,288 (B)
He needs to clean his microwave oven, too. You can see the dirt on it from the reflection.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,294

@previous (D)

I'm guessing his whole filthy fucking house needs a good deep clean.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,296

@1,107,290 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
It’s no wonder there are so many outbreaks in China. Everything there is filthy.

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,303

All of you are too white and weak to eat real spicy food.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,306

@previous (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
That’s nice. Now clean your kitchen.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,307

@1,107,303 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)

I've eaten raw Carolina Reapers, please tell me more about how your soup is too spicy.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,308

That looks disgusting.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,309

@1,107,303 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
you're white

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,310

@1,107,307 (B)
> I'be

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,311

@1,107,309 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
*French-Spanish-African-Native-American

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,312

@1,107,309 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
you're white

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,313

@1,107,311 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
That isn’t what I heard elsewhere.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,317

@1,107,290 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
> I poured a bottle of red pepper flakes in some oil and microwaved it
It's not authentic Chinese unless it has melamine and plastic rice in it ???

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,320

@1,107,312 (F)
I'm so white

@1,107,311 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
Lol motherfucker you're white. I remember when you'd insist you were French-Spanish-African, before you started pretending you're native.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,321

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Perhaps we should expose him for being a fraud.

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,326

@1,107,320 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hey, I am just going by my DNA test. If you know more than DNA, then I am truly impressed.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,332

@previous (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
You had zero inkling until you ran a DNA test? You're white.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,334

@1,107,326 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
Okay Fauxcahontas ?

Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,336

You really are a bunch of pricks.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,338

@previous (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
No, you're just being ridiculous.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,342

@1,107,336 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
You know you could have actually made this into an interesting thread talking about what sichuan hotpot is, how you cook it, what ingredients are in it. Instead you post a picture of a bowl of slop with some croutons floating in it with a confrontational "hurrr you white people can't handle this spicy food"

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,343

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I don't often agree with you but you are absolutely correct

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,345

@1,107,342 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He got a reaction and that's all he ever wants. Matt's like Trump. As long as people are talking about him or to him, he considers it a victory.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,346

@previous (G)
When people stop reacting he makes threads about how people are stalking him lmao

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,350

I'm black and although I can handle all that spice, I cannot handle this cringe worthy thread.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,351

@1,107,308 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It is hotpot liquid. You dip things in it and cook them.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,352

@1,107,342 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
That is fish tofu, and it is not "slop".

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE triple-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,353

@1,107,338 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You think you know more than fucking DNA technology lol. That is what is fucking ridiculous.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,356

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You don't share anything culturally. You don't know your family history. You don't have any visual indications. You're fucking white.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,357

@1,107,352 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Too late. You could have made this a very cool culinary sharing thread. Instead you made it this stupid elitist bullshit of a white man lording his couple percentage points of non-white DNA over other white people.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,363

@1,107,356 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why do you think you know that much about my real life? Pretty asrrogant to think you know that I "don't know my family history" lol. You could not possibly know anything about that.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,365

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You obviously don't know your family history considering you didn't try to exploit your native DNA until you took a DNA test

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,366

Externally hosted image@1,107,363 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> Just going off what the DNA test said.
> I know about my family history!

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,368

@1,107,365 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How could you possibly know what I did or did not do?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,376

@1,107,357 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> his couple percentage points of non-white DNA
A couple basis points more like ?

@1,107,352 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Fucking Catherine makes better cooking threads than you. Think about that.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,377

@1,107,368 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You just said @1,107,326 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)

> Hey, I am just going by my DNA test.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,378

@1,107,368 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
And i remember you boasting about your French-Spanish-African heritage a million fucking times before you started adding native to it

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,379

Externally hosted image@1,107,368 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,380

@1,107,376 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

I don't think it is fair to compare Catherine's marvelous cooking draads, to Fatty Matty's cooking shtick draads.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,383

@1,107,379 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> YOU HAVE NO PROOF ABOUT MY LIFE!!!!
*presents proof*
> STALKING!!! DOX!!!! FAMILY HARASSMENT!!!!!!!!! DELETE THIS FAMILY SHIT NOW!!!!!!!!!

@previous (B)
I got more joy reading about Catherine making a Hot Pocket than I have from all of Fatty Matty's shtickdraads. Is it just me, or does all his cooking look like when the garbage disposal gets clogged up and it starts flowing back into the sink? ?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,385

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

I can't say that a good portion of it does not look that way. Catherine's draads are far superior to Fatty Matty's, simply based on the fact that her draads actually have some entertainment value. The only value you get from a Fatty Matty draad, is the value others create by making fun of him.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,397

Triptych, I know you are young and thus still a bit naive. You are obviously very intelligent, educated, and talented, so I know you understand what critical thinking and logic are about. You cannot possibly know anything about my real life and family. you cannot possibly know how much of my family history I know, or what my ethnic origins are. The fact is that my second cousin has devoted his life to researching our geneaology. There is even a published book about it, since it is interesting that my ancestors were some of Louisiana's first French and Spanish settlers. I know a lot about my family history. The DNA test basically confirmde what I heard from my cousin. The one thing the DNA test revealed that I had not known, was that I have a West African ancestor. Otherwise, it confirmed what I know. As a fellow modern, educated, intelligent person who knows Greek, I am confident that you understand what I am saying, and that you know that you cannot possibly know as much about my real life as you claim here. Let's be reasonable and rational, shan't we?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,398

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

See @1,107,366 (B)
Thanks.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,399

@previous (B)
Are you sure that your interpretation of that text is the only possible interpretation?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,400

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Typical Mattshtick™(pronounced as one word). Thanks.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,403

@previous (B)
You are obviously uneducated and not a critical thinker.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,404

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Belittle the intelligence of your opressor. T Y P I C A L Mattshtick.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,406

@previous (B)
Triptych is obviously highly intelligent. I have always said that. She is quite impressive at her age, to be honest. You, however, demonstrate a lack of critical thinking skills. Also, your naming of yourself as my "oppressor" speaks to your own psychological issues.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,410

@1,107,397 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> I know you are young and thus still a bit naive.
I feel like you could have skipped this part and it would have been more effective. You're the third greatest internet troll, so I know I'm not one to critique. But people's ages don't really have any bearing on what they now about your family tree. Maybe you should work with the "compliment sandwich" method and start out appealing to her education and intelligence before acknowledging the limitations of that in regards to your personal history. Perhaps if you start out with something positive to frame constructive criticism within, then it would be ultimately more effective at getting your point across.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 0 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,411

@1,107,406 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

Whatever you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night, Fatty Matty. I never said anything about Triptych's intelligence. Nice aversion post, tho.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,413

@1,107,397 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Really? Just a few posts ago you were saying the DNA test had informed you of your native DNA. Now it's your African DNA?

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,415

@1,107,410 (J)
Ok fine. Triptych's age is irrelevant. She is obviously highly intelligent and educated, like me. she has critical thinking skills.

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,417

@1,107,413 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you familiar with DNA tests? Come now, you are an educated person. You understand inclusionary and exclusionary logic, I am sure of it. I knew my family history from my cousin. The DNA confirmed it. Stop playing dumb, Triptych. You are too smart for that.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,420

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
You were boasting about your "French-Spanis-African" ancestry for years to anyone who dared to call you white. If you had any inkling of native DNA you would have been bringing it up for just as many years.

Stop playing coy and pretending anyone will fall for your stupid games.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,449

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh? Is that the only logical possibility? Maybe you are not as educated and rational as I thought.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,454

@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
It's the most logical possibility.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,457

@1,107,449 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
> > You were boasting about your "French-Spanis-African" ancestry for years to anyone who dared to call you white. If you had any inkling of native DNA you would have been bringing it up for just as many years.
> Oh? Is that the only logical possibility?

Hm. Plugging your proclivity for shtick into a Bayesian model, yeah, her story pretty much checks out. What are you using as your priors for modeling this event?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,499

Externally hosted image@1,107,336 (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE)
You sound like them when you talk about Trump.
Think about that.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,501

@previous (K)
You sound like Trump when you talk about "them."
Think about that.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,503

@previous (J)

He sounds like the cultist he is, tbqh.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,510

@previous (B)
Ugh. I'm so sick of hearing about "them" now. There's apparently some cabal of deepstate Democratic government officials that can't be removed from power despite the omnipresent majesty of Trump. This massive world-controlling conspiracy (Maybe controlled by Obama or Hillary?) are forever foiling Trump's plans for a greater America, but can't be assed to just fix a goddamn election in 2016. Really? Doesn't sound right.

Apparently they want money to go workers and to take the power out of the hands of fat cats in Washington and other shit that might cause ruin to the system. I'm kind of thinking the system is already fucked, and the corrupt reality show fuck at the head of the system is to blame for propping the shit show up.

Maybe God elected Trump because the false idols needed to be exposed. Him and his cadre of suspicious children running the government are the example of what needs to be resisted. Maybe God put them there to tempt us into resisting such an obviously corrupt government. To see who the faithful really were.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,520

Externally hosted image@previous (J)
Maybe you think your garbled dumb posts sound profound but in reality you arent saying anything worthwhile at all.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,525

@previous (K)
Maybe it's really "them"

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,531

Matt threads are spicy!

bret replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,535

berts mom is a great lay..

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,539

Externally hosted imagelol...retard anon seems cross.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,541

@1,107,531 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

G'morning, lad! They are not.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,542

Absolutely classic Matt thread. It hits all the right notes. Culinary boasts, wild claims of an exotic ancestry, a disdain for "whiteness", and demands that others become more educated. It even has the classic Meta ? posts.

All it's missing is a certain swing-dancing gentleman, who would complete the thread with a long and mind-numbing wall of text about Chinese waste disposal, and shocking revelations of just who said what on a different forum in the 90s.

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,543

@1,107,541 (B)
Sorry, I'm white. Most things are spicy to me.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,544

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

I'm white, too. German, French, British, Irish, and Russian.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,546

@1,107,353 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
French and Spanish and a bunch of Africans are white though

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,551

Externally hosted imageI like General Tso frozen dinners from the store, that sauce is so tasty.

1. General Tso chicken with vegetables and rice
2. Red Baron Pizza
3. Wendys Hamburgers and fries

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,558

@1,107,397 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)

> You cannot possibly know anything about my real life and family.

You've been waffling on about how 'logic' works in this thread, so I have to ask: on what are you basing this assertion?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,565

I once had some southwest sauce, it was crazy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,581

Ok so...about the soup or whatever...

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,583

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

It is too spicy for a good Jewish boy such as yourself, apparently.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,585

@previous (B)
I am actually one billionth of a percent Chinese because I had a lot of Asian friends growing up.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,587

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Well, I'll be dogged. TIL fake_anon is just chinese enough!
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