Topic: How quickly will Beet spend his entire $1,200 stimulus check when it arrives next week?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,121
Beet = Bert by the way
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 nanosecond | 1 | 9% | |
| 1 second | - | 0% | |
| 1 minute | - | 0% | |
| 1 hour | 2 | 18% | |
| 1 afternoon | 1 | 9% | |
| 1 day | 1 | 9% | |
| 1 week | - | 0% | |
| He will responsibly put it into savings, of course | 6 | 55% |
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,106,717
No option for one femtosecond or one planck unit of time??
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,718
He already admitted to partying with it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,719
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,736
@1,106,718 (C)
> He already admitted to partying with it.
By the time it arrives, everywhere will be closed.
> He already admitted to partying with it.
By the time it arrives, everywhere will be closed.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,737
I expect it to last at least 90 days..
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,747
Lots of lotto tickets
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,181
@1,106,737 (E)
That's $400 a month. At $20 for a 26er of 190 proof Everclear, and $3.50 for a red baron pizza, with $405 we get one pizza a day and one 26 every two days. Seems about right.
Probably good that he doesn't have other expenses like rent or bills because he lives with his mother off her social security.
That's $400 a month. At $20 for a 26er of 190 proof Everclear, and $3.50 for a red baron pizza, with $405 we get one pizza a day and one 26 every two days. Seems about right.
Probably good that he doesn't have other expenses like rent or bills because he lives with his mother off her social security.
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,182
He probably won't even get one
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,221
@previous (J)
It fucking looks like they will never send them out.
Mid March:
"We want to send out these checks immediately."
It fucking looks like they will never send them out.
Mid March:
"We want to send out these checks immediately."
Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,223
@1,107,181 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Punk lofts...boxcar hobos...ketamine...only known how to tie your shoes for 15 years.
Punk lofts...boxcar hobos...ketamine...only known how to tie your shoes for 15 years.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,224
@previous (E)Imagine the satisfaction she takes from you comparing yourself to her. You're 40 years her senior, bud. :)
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,225
@1,107,223 (E)
Just because it took you 8 years to learn how to tie your shoes doesn't mean everyone else is that slow! And see @previous (K)
Just because it took you 8 years to learn how to tie your shoes doesn't mean everyone else is that slow! And see @previous (K)
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,235
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Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,242
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Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,246
@previous (E)
When she was 14? Think about 14-year-olds often, do you? You're a grown man. Think carefully about your response.
When she was 14? Think about 14-year-olds often, do you? You're a grown man. Think carefully about your response.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,247
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,250
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,252
@1,107,221 (E)
> It fucking looks like they will never send them out.
>
>
> Mid March:
> "We want to send out these checks immediately."
Are you suggesting the Trump Administration lied to you?
> It fucking looks like they will never send them out.
>
>
> Mid March:
> "We want to send out these checks immediately."
Are you suggesting the Trump Administration lied to you?
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,259
@1,107,250 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Everyone changes 3 or 4 times as much from 24-34 than they change from 14-24.
Everyone changes 3 or 4 times as much from 24-34 than they change from 14-24.
Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,260
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,262
@previous (E)
Again, Trump lies to you, and you just ignore it and continue worshipping him. Fucking amazing.
Again, Trump lies to you, and you just ignore it and continue worshipping him. Fucking amazing.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,267
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,268
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,276
@1,107,259 (E)
Now that's just a silly thing to say. I know many 24 and 34 year olds who are comparable in personality and maturity. 14 year olds? Not so much.
Now that's just a silly thing to say. I know many 24 and 34 year olds who are comparable in personality and maturity. 14 year olds? Not so much.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,277
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,278
@1,107,276 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah. IDK about Bert, but I changed the most between the ages of 18-25.
Yeah. IDK about Bert, but I changed the most between the ages of 18-25.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,282
@previous (H)
Yeah, it's a function of leaving your parents and entering the wider world/becoming responsible for yourself imo. That sort of massive change/shock/widening of perspective doesn't really occur at any other point in your life unless you leave a cult.
Yeah, it's a function of leaving your parents and entering the wider world/becoming responsible for yourself imo. That sort of massive change/shock/widening of perspective doesn't really occur at any other point in your life unless you leave a cult.
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Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,283
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,287
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,291
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,295
@1,107,260 (E)
> I'm suggesting those asshats need to get those damn checks out yesterday.
Yet they haven't. It really looks like Trump lied to you here. If I were you I'd be mad as hell at him. It's almost as if he thinks his fans are gullible retards who'll swallow any bullshit he feeds you.
> I'm suggesting those asshats need to get those damn checks out yesterday.
Yet they haven't. It really looks like Trump lied to you here. If I were you I'd be mad as hell at him. It's almost as if he thinks his fans are gullible retards who'll swallow any bullshit he feeds you.
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,305
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,566
What the hell is going on? Theres no new stories about the checks.
Good God..
1.Print the check
2.Put the check in an envelope
3.Mail the damn check
Good God..
1.Print the check
2.Put the check in an envelope
3.Mail the damn check
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,567
@previous (E)
> What the hell is going on?
Trump lied to you, that's what's going on. I'll bet you're pretty pissed off at him right now.
> What the hell is going on?
Trump lied to you, that's what's going on. I'll bet you're pretty pissed off at him right now.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,611
@1,107,566 (E)
> What the hell is going on? Theres no new stories about the checks.
>
> Good God..
>
> 1.Print the check
> 2.Put the check in an envelope
> 3.Mail the damn check
Poor retarded idiot
> What the hell is going on? Theres no new stories about the checks.
>
> Good God..
>
> 1.Print the check
> 2.Put the check in an envelope
> 3.Mail the damn check
Poor retarded idiot
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,614
@1,107,181 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> 20 for a 26er of 190 proof Everclear
I've never heard "26er" as a measure of alcohol before. It's always either "a fifth" or "750mL" for the size roughly approximating 1/5 US gallon ?
> 20 for a 26er of 190 proof Everclear
I've never heard "26er" as a measure of alcohol before. It's always either "a fifth" or "750mL" for the size roughly approximating 1/5 US gallon ?
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,638
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I think she's talking about a half pint.
She is very confused about the price.
I think she's talking about a half pint.
She is very confused about the price.
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,640
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,642
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
He 10 times a better President than any three Democratic candidates combined into one would be.
He 10 times a better President than any three Democratic candidates combined into one would be.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,644
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Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,647
@1,107,644 (H)
Well a fifth is 25 ounces...but why isn't she using the metric system....where '26' sounds like referring to a half pint which is 260 millilitres.
Well a fifth is 25 ounces...but why isn't she using the metric system....where '26' sounds like referring to a half pint which is 260 millilitres.
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Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,648
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,649
She is being very quiet instead of offering clarrification.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,668
@1,107,665 (E)
Ok? I'm not from the US, so that's totally irrelevant to me.
@previous (E)
I wanna say the next increment is 1.14L and is called a handle. The 375mL bottles are mickeys. This applies to hard liquor.
The big 1.75L bottles of beer are 40s.
Ok? I'm not from the US, so that's totally irrelevant to me.
@previous (E)
I wanna say the next increment is 1.14L and is called a handle. The 375mL bottles are mickeys. This applies to hard liquor.
The big 1.75L bottles of beer are 40s.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,669
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,671
@1,107,647 (E)
> Well a fifth is 25 ounces...but why isn't she using the metric system....where '26' sounds like referring to a half pint which is 260 millilitres.
1/5th of a gallon is 25.6 ounces, which rounds up to 26.
@1,107,656 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I did get that, but I've just never heard "a 26er" before. It can't be a Canadian thing because you guys are metric. I'm wondering if it's a regional US thing? ?
> Well a fifth is 25 ounces...but why isn't she using the metric system....where '26' sounds like referring to a half pint which is 260 millilitres.
1/5th of a gallon is 25.6 ounces, which rounds up to 26.
@1,107,656 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I did get that, but I've just never heard "a 26er" before. It can't be a Canadian thing because you guys are metric. I'm wondering if it's a regional US thing? ?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,672
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I think it's just easier to say than 750mL. People definitely do say 26 for those and 40 for the (i assume) 40oz beer bottles, i hear it all the time from Quebec to the west coast. Less bulky than saying 1.75L. Maybe we adopted it from Americans.
I think it's just easier to say than 750mL. People definitely do say 26 for those and 40 for the (i assume) 40oz beer bottles, i hear it all the time from Quebec to the west coast. Less bulky than saying 1.75L. Maybe we adopted it from Americans.
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Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,688
I glad we got this straightened out.
Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,691
Now, where's my dang check?
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,693
Bert's a broke fag
No stimulus check today
Will suck dick for booze
No stimulus check today
Will suck dick for booze
Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,696
Where's my dang check?!
The homeless drunkard cries
No Everclear bought
The homeless drunkard cries
No Everclear bought
Meta !Sober//iZs triple-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,701
Free money is late
Should he call the IRS?
Or tell Minichan
Should he call the IRS?
Or tell Minichan
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,703
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Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,733
I need my 1200 in scratch off.. ASAP... fags
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,734
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,735
@1,107,733 (F)
Anybody who gets a 1200 check they didnt expect and doesnt buy a couple of scratch offs is crazy.
Anybody who gets a 1200 check they didnt expect and doesnt buy a couple of scratch offs is crazy.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,739
@1,107,721 (E)
> Mid'90s classic, parked out front.
"Parked out front."
I read that as "It's sitting there getting rusty because the gas tank has been empty for over a month."
> Mid'90s classic, parked out front.
"Parked out front."
I read that as "It's sitting there getting rusty because the gas tank has been empty for over a month."
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,754
@previous (M)
Everyone that owns a vehicle and is at home has their car parked out front, out back, or on the side.
How do you read that?
Everyone that owns a vehicle and is at home has their car parked out front, out back, or on the side.
How do you read that?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,759
@1,107,733 (F)
They don't sell scratch offs or lotto tickets in store anymore, they stopped doing that when they stopped taking empty cans/bottles. You can still play the lotto online.
They don't sell scratch offs or lotto tickets in store anymore, they stopped doing that when they stopped taking empty cans/bottles. You can still play the lotto online.
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Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,764
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hell they stopped doing bottle deposit refunds here at least 20 years ago. Every store has scratchers.
Hell they stopped doing bottle deposit refunds here at least 20 years ago. Every store has scratchers.
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Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,765
@1,107,759 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Our family used to buy these 32 ounce coke in glass bottles that came 6 in a carton. They let me take them back to get the refund 25 cents per bottle. $1.25 WAS decent pocket change for a kid back then, like 40 years ago.
Our family used to buy these 32 ounce coke in glass bottles that came 6 in a carton. They let me take them back to get the refund 25 cents per bottle. $1.25 WAS decent pocket change for a kid back then, like 40 years ago.
Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,778
@1,107,754 (E)
> Everyone that owns a vehicle and is at home has their car parked out front, out back, or on the side.
> How do you read that?
I read that as "At least everyone else's car has gas in it, but mine." Thanks.
@previous (E)
If they came in a pack of 6, how come they only let you take back 5?
> Everyone that owns a vehicle and is at home has their car parked out front, out back, or on the side.
> How do you read that?
I read that as "At least everyone else's car has gas in it, but mine." Thanks.
@previous (E)
If they came in a pack of 6, how come they only let you take back 5?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,788
@1,107,764 (E)
Oh they've only stopped cause of covid-19, i assume they'll resume both practices when things clear up. Sorry that was unclear.
Oh they've only stopped cause of covid-19, i assume they'll resume both practices when things clear up. Sorry that was unclear.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,840
@1,107,759 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> They don't sell scratch offs or lotto tickets in store anymore, they stopped doing that when they stopped taking empty cans/bottles. You can still play the lotto online.
That’s because Canada sucks
> They don't sell scratch offs or lotto tickets in store anymore, they stopped doing that when they stopped taking empty cans/bottles. You can still play the lotto online.
That’s because Canada sucks
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,107,845
@previous (F)
See @1,107,788 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's just a measure to keep store workers safe during this outbreak.
See @1,107,788 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's just a measure to keep store workers safe during this outbreak.
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